Sniff this

 

A note: Southern Comfort frowns on censorship, but the following post is definitely for the grown ups.

It is only fitting that SC’s resident Vagina Scientist brought this to my attention- a German developed perfume of sorts called Vulva. As you can tell, Germans are pros at subtlety.

Click Clack

In an attempt to balance the facts that you are given both a give certificate and an assault rifle upon your birth in Miami-Dade County, the Miami-Dade police will soon begin following the leaf of departments on Danbury, CT, Merced, CA., Waterloo, IA, and Stillwater, OK, all which allowing their officers to start carrying AK47s.

Computers Ain’t Computin’

Excuse the lack of posts, but the SC computer’s inner bitch is showing, hopefully all will be worked out soon, and we’ll be right back to our regularly scheduled bullshit and debauchery.

Ayo, technology. Ayo.

Shout out to BK, from whom I stole the pic.

New You May Have Missed

 

Start you week off right, unlike the folks below. You know you want too. 

Freak Fest

 

Recently a small town in Russia attempted to boost its population, began a baby making contest giving couples time off from work to roll around naked. Over 500 people registered for this paid holiday off.

Brilliant!

Juicy

 

A few musing about power. Nothing concrete, just a few thoughts that you may or may not share.

News You May Have Missed

 

 

Back to your regularly scheduled new you may have missed:

News You May Have Missed: The Dumbass Edition

 

I was planning on keeping the News You May Have Missed posts to once a week, however this week warranted a special edition devoted solely to a few incredibly stupid people. If you ever feel bad about yourself and your day- just read this and remember: you are better than these losers.

Look Deeper

 

Instead of just along Hip Hop and Rap to wallow in decreased market share and sales figures, the US Government has take it upon itself to kick it when its down. The government has decided that there is just far too much misogyny in Hip Hop and congressional hearings are required to address what should be done about it.

Must… Resist… Temptation

Yeah, I know you just ripped the packaging off your CD
If you like me you readin the credits right now
If you in your car, I don’t care if it’s winter
I want you to put all your windows down
Zone out, buckle up, let’s go