Sol Rising

Today marks the official start of summer. If the weather where you are is anything like it is around my way, it’s been hot as a hell for a good minute, so this isn’t really shocking news.

For the first 18-20 years (or more for you professional students out there) of our lives, summer represented three months to play, run free, climb trees, watch cartoons all day, eat frozen popsicles and run after the ice-cream man, at least until the street lights came on.

Now of course, we are (well most of us) fully entrenched in the real world, and the grown up freedom we envisioned as kids didn’t include 40+ hour work weeks, weekends running errands and a ton of bills. At least we are finally old enough to sit at the big table and drink liquor at the BBQs now (not counting, of course, those shots that Uncle would always let you sneak).

While celebrating the solstice may be a pagan ritual (c) landLORD (1), remembering to enjoy life is not. Fuck the bills this weekend, they’ll still be there on Monday. Take a minute a relive the fun that summer brings. Summer days are the shortest of the year but the nights are the longest, so while all the shorties got to run home early, we don’t. Find yourself a summer yummy, grab a few bottles and a pack of condoms (safety first) and enjoy life for a minute.

(1)The term(s) “pagan”, “ritual”, “is a”, and any combination, forthwith, heretofore and in perpetuity shall be credited to landLORD. An intern will be fired to make up for the mistake of not having previously acknowledged said word creator. For the record, Southern Comfort does not employ interns, but somewhere, somehow, one shall be fired. 

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124 Responses to “Sol Rising”

  1. the audience Says:

    Good post. The summer doesn’t officially start until I hear (see) this.

  2. G7 Says:

    best summer song ever! Well the only one i can think of right now. lol.

  3. green eyes Says:

    i now, i was having a helluva time thinking of others for some reason as well

  4. the audience Says:

    I see all it takes is an extra “D” Cell Battery in Eskay’s server for cat’s to abandon you.

  5. green eyes Says:

    ^ LMAO… you know. ungrateful fucks.

  6. Fidel Cashflow Says:

    I was just talking to my friend about how I wish it was warmer now that it’s summer. It’s only been in the 80 degree weather, it has to be atleat 90 degrees because girls being all covered up at the beach is a bad look.

  7. Omega Supreme Says:

    true, summer is off to a cool start. in most places.

  8. There is not such thing as a tornado. Phuque Norris just doesn't like trailer parks Says:

    >>While celebrating the solstice may be a pagan ritual

    ^^LandLORD is going to have a conniption.;

  9. There is not such thing as a tornado. Phuque Norris just doesn't like trailer parks Says:

    # the audience Says:
    June 21st, 2007 at 11:07 am

    I see all it takes is an extra “D” Cell Battery in Eskay’s server for cat’s to abandon you.

    ^^LMAO

  10. Fux alvarez del soto guanajuato cabo veracruz oye mi canto rodriguez enriquez Says:

    Summer never gets old, I look forward to it every year …..since I was 14 trying to get in Evelyn’s cookie jar that whole summer till now as a grown man figuring out what trips I am able to make and afford and if Im going to go to the beach every saturday morning with my little girl she can grow to love summer……And walking around while the sun is out and the clock reads 7pm is always lovely

  11. Fux alvarez del soto guanajuato cabo veracruz oye mi canto rodriguez enriquez Says:

    Nahright is still focking up on me here at work , I cant get to the new posts but once I get home they are up …….is that just me?

  12. Fidel Cashflow Says:

    ^^^^
    It’s working fine for me(nh)

  13. Fux alvarez del soto guanajuato cabo veracruz oye mi canto rodriguez enriquez Says:

    Yo Fidel post the link to the newest post

  14. There is not such thing as a tornado. Phuque Norris just doesn't like trailer parks Says:

    nahright.com/news/2007/06/21/curtis-goes-back-to-hollywood/#comments

  15. Fidel Cashflow Says:

    nahright.com/news/2007/06/21/curtis-goes-back-to-hollywood/
    ^^^^

  16. Fux alvarez del soto guanajuato cabo veracruz oye mi canto rodriguez enriquez Says:

    Yo thanks fellas that appears to be the only way I can get on ……… IT must be on my ass, no homo ….I am going to fuck with this shit

  17. Big Homie believes Greenie's Bath Water > Southern Comfort and Says:

    If you do not hear this song at a cookout atleast once, you are not at a true cookout.

    Wait..hold up…who made the potato salad. *holds the chow line up*

  18. Small Eyez Says:

    Still that John bleezy..

    i got some new summer ish on the blog..

    gather round it.

  19. Rey aka Somebody Owes Me A Steak Says:

    Amen, Greenita!

  20. Greeneyes aspiring weedcarrier Says:

    http://www.byroncrawford.com/2007/06/can-little-kids.html
    ^^^^
    wtf…

  21. Your Favorite Bloggers Favorite Blogger Says:

    NR is broke again??

  22. green eyes Says:

    nah, its working, everyones just gone to lunch

  23. Your Favorite Bloggers Favorite Blogger Says:

    *crickets*

  24. Your Favorite Bloggers Favorite Blogger Says:

    Its not working for me… I’m showing Tupac Revalations

  25. green eyes Says:

    and x- meant to cosig before:

    x& Green >>>>>>>> jay & bey

    all day. lol

  26. Your Favorite Bloggers Favorite Blogger Says:

    green eyes Says:

    June 21st, 2007 at 1:55 pm
    and x- meant to cosig before:

    x& Green >>>>>>>> jay & bey

    all day. lol

    —————–
    LOL… All love baby!

  27. Greeneyes aspiring weedcarrier Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzbA0cWJurA
    ^^^^
    The Game, Omar Cruz, WC “Powerhouse Anthem” video

  28. Your Favorite Bloggers Favorite Blogger Says:

    Yo Greenie, I’m going to do that summer anthem compilation together. You looking for old or new material?

  29. green eyes Says:

    anything that jams really. kinda like all the real classic summer cuts.
    LF: for whatever reason, donnell jones “players in the hood” kept popping into my haed when i was trying to think of something

  30. The-XFacta Says:

    ^^^Aight, I got ya

  31. Your Favorite Bloggers Favorite Blogger Says:

    Where’s your pic at? I see u didn’t add one

  32. green eyes Says:

    didnt add one, just used the blank avater one.

  33. Green eyes groupie Says:

    *paitently wait’s till Greenie adds a pic in her avatar*

  34. There is not such thing as a tornado. Phuque Norris just doesn't like trailer parks Says:

    ….anybody home?

  35. Fidel Cashflow Says:

    no

  36. green eyes Says:

    yes

  37. Fidel Cashflow Says:

    I guess I was wrong

  38. There is not such thing as a tornado. Phuque Norris just doesn't like trailer parks Says:

    Nice post Greenie…two months of sunshine is all I have to look forward to….

  39. Greeneyes aspiring weedcarrier Says:

    http://www.xxlmag.com/online/?p=10946
    ^^^^
    lol

  40. green eyes Says:

    ^^ that clip is hilarity. esp 50’s “olivia is a man.. she got a little dick”

  41. Greeneyes aspiring weedcarrier Says:

    ^^^^
    it’s also funny because they actually sound like the rappers, lmao @ the DMX impression,

  42. Green Eyes I want To Have Your Baby Says:

    Hi

  43. Fidel Cashflow Says:

    50 really ethered himself by holding dildos in photos and smiling(no homo for typing that)

  44. Green Eyes I want To Have Your Baby Says:

    I dog is a dog cause a dog’s in the fog

  45. the audience Says:

    Fidel Cashflow Says:

    June 21st, 2007 at 2:42 pm
    50 really ethered himself by holding dildos in photos and smiling(no homo for typing that)

    ^^^^
    I know. First the condoms…..then this. What’s next, a “Backshot Boo-Boo” Blow-up Doll? (extreme n/h)

  46. green eyes Says:

    it’s also funny because they actually sound like the rappers, lmao @ the DMX impression,

    ^ get on your knews- baby. lmao

  47. Green Eyes I want To Have Your Baby Says:

    @

    the audience Says:

    June 21st, 2007 at 2:44 pm
    Fidel Cashflow Says:

    June 21st, 2007 at 2:42 pm
    50 really ethered himself by holding dildos in photos and smiling(no homo for typing that)

    ^^^^
    I know. First the condoms…..then this. What’s next, a “Backshot Boo-Boo” Blow-up Doll? (extreme n/h)

    ————————–

    Tell me he didn’t really do that shit.. Tell me that’s a typo

  48. Moxie Says:

    Its hot as hell in Vegas. It never really bothered me 2 much until the a/c in my car went out. smh. I love the summers because there be a lot of events going on. I remember when I used to go to the club and str8 to work in my younger days lol.

  49. green eyes Says:

    did those condoms actually sell? i swear, there would be no wayy id take a man seriously who whips out a “50 cent brand condom”. no quicker way to not get some.

  50. Green Eyes I want To Have Your Baby Says:

    @
    Greeneyes aspiring weedcarrier Says:

    June 21st, 2007 at 2:29 pm
    http://www.xxlmag.com/online/?p=10946
    ^^^^
    lol

    ————–
    co-laugh…nhjic

  51. Fidel Cashflow Says:

    G-Unit = gay
    50 Cent = nuff said
    Banks = gay porn
    Game = male stripper
    LL Cool J = nuff said …..

    I’ll refrain from making comments about Buck or Yayo because they might stab me with silverware or attack a random 12 year old

    rap music = gay …

  52. Green Eyes I want To Have Your Baby Says:

    @

    green eyes Says:

    June 21st, 2007 at 2:46 pm
    did those condoms actually sell? i swear, there would be no wayy id take a man seriously who whips out a “50 cent brand condom”. no quicker way to not get some.

    ———————-

    Don’t know 50’s hustle ma……. If I whiped out one of his condoms, you would still let me beat don’t front!

  53. Green Eyes I want To Have Your Baby Says:

    *edit*
    don’t knock

  54. green eyes Says:

    lol

  55. I don't care if Olivia looks like a man (Long Ass Pause), I Still Love Her Says:

    I guess everyones at lunch?? They most not be on the East Coast

  56. nation of moderation Says:

    >> And maybe if we ask nicely, the X-Facta or Jamz will put together a summer anthem compilation for us.

    i got your summer anthems

  57. green eyes Says:

    ^promise?

  58. KILL THEM ALL Says:

    looks like ive been banned from nahright.
    thats crazy right?
    i cant even read the articles or comments without getting
    an error 404 message.
    eskay is a fuckin coward.
    but whatever.

  59. green eyes Says:

    you’re always welcome here.

    fux was saying he was having trouble too though

    try clicking here:
    http://nahright.com/news/2007/06/21/curtis-goes-back-to-hollywood/

  60. KILL THEM ALL Says:

    whats up greenie?
    you can tell eskay hes a pussy peice of shit
    for doing that weak shit to me. hes a sneaky fucker.
    let niggas know he banned me and shit.

  61. I don't care if Olivia looks like a man (Long Ass Pause), I Still Love Her Says:

    @

    green eyes Says:

    June 21st, 2007 at 3:35 pm
    you’re always welcome here.

    fux was saying he was having trouble too though

    try clicking here:
    http://nahright.com/news/2007/06/21/curtis-goes-back-to-hollywood/

    ————————–

    I got the error also… Does that mean they gave me the boot?

  62. Fidel Cashflow Says:

    Are you sure the link just isn’t working?

    nahright.com/news/2007/06/21/curtis-goes-back-to-hollywood/

  63. KILL THEM ALL Says:

    i clicked it and got a error 404 message.
    thats all i get now. but 50/deniro pacino is crazy
    no mattwer how simon tries to spin it

  64. green eyes Says:

    damn… maybe its your job banning the site

  65. KILL THEM ALL Says:

    thats cool with me if he banned me.
    probably got mad because i said this spot
    was bwetter than his. tell him to push thru here
    if he has something to say to me.

  66. Fidel Cashflow Says:

    Curtis had better get his acting game up in the next couple months. He’s reportedly set to star alongside Deniro and Pacino in the upcoming film Righteous Kill. The two big boys are gonna play investigators hunting a serial killer, and Curtis—surprise, surprise—will play a drug dealer. And according to the Hollywood Reporter, they will appear in 90% of the film together, unlike in Heat where they only shared like one scene.
    ^^^^^^
    here’s what Eskay said about the movie, BKiller

  67. I don't care if Olivia looks like a man (Long Ass Pause), I Still Love Her Says:

    @

    KILL THEM ALL Says:

    June 21st, 2007 at 3:35 pm
    whats up greenie?
    you can tell eskay hes a pussy peice of shit
    for doing that weak shit to me. hes a sneaky fucker.
    let niggas know he banned me and shit.

    ————————–

    If that’s the case I’m banned too…..

  68. KILL THEM ALL Says:

    im in the culdesac green trees.
    but its funny how i keep having problems
    with that nahright shit. its happened since
    this spot opened up so fuggum.

  69. green eyes Says:

    X- you cant get in anymore either?

  70. I don't care if Olivia looks like a man (Long Ass Pause), I Still Love Her Says:

    @Greenie

    ((((((((((((

    Nope

  71. green eyes Says:

    @ x- even if you are logged into wordpress on your own?

  72. I don't care if Olivia looks like a man (Long Ass Pause), I Still Love Her Says:

    I can see other posts but not the ones from today. Crazee

  73. KILL THEM ALL Says:

    thata a big movie but 50 will only be in a few scenes.
    he really needs to do the one where its just him and deniro
    as cops in new orleans. and ja rule was on the radio last night talking shit about g-u flop and how he still has beef with 50 if he sees him etc.

  74. NahRight is Just Trying To Keep A Brother Down! Says:

    I get “error” when I try to log into todays posts

  75. green eyes Says:

    NahRight is Just Trying To Keep A Brother Down!

    ^ lmao

  76. KILL THEM ALL Says:

    nahright is like one big booby trap.
    eskay got rich and stopped tryin’
    well maybe not rich.
    but definetly stopped trying

  77. KILL THEM ALL Says:

    error 404 right?

  78. NahRight is Just Trying To Keep A Brother Down! Says:

    @
    KILL THEM ALL Says:

    June 21st, 2007 at 3:46 pm
    error 404 right?

    —-

    Yup

  79. KILL THEM ALL Says:

    i cant read the posts at all. i keep getting
    the tupac revival page. then when i press comments
    or continue reading this post i get that error 404 shit.
    fuck eskay and his cervix.

  80. green eyes Says:

    try cleaning out your cookies. my IT guy tells me that all the time

  81. ESKAYKILLIN' TIME Says:

    what the fuck does that error 404 shit mean any way?
    and why would that chump ban me anyway?

  82. ESKAYKILLIN' TIME Says:

    how do i do that?

  83. green eyes Says:

    go to Tools, then internet options, then hit the button that says delete cookies. thatll delete whatever files, names and passwords your computer remembers automatically.

  84. Fidel Cashflow Says:

    http://www.xxlmag.com/online/?p=10955
    ^^^^
    screw the ghetto

  85. ESKAYKILLIN' TIME Says:

    error 404 means missing file.
    in other words its the sites fault.
    did you make an error 404 page for this site greenie?

  86. ESKAYKILLIN' TIME Says:

    go to Tools, then internet options, then hit the button that says delete cookies. thatll delete whatever files, names and passwords your computer remembers automatically.

    that looks scary. wont i lose my own saved information?

  87. green eyes Says:

    did you make an error 404 page for this site greenie?

    ^^ no. i wouldnt lock you out killer.

    that looks scary. wont i lose my own saved information?

    ^^ prolly. thats why i let my it guy do it. are you blocked at home too or just at work?

  88. ESKAYKILLIN' TIME Says:

    im at home now

  89. ESKAYKILLIN' TIME Says:

    so when you get banned from a blog you get the error 404 page?
    thats how you ban someone?

  90. ESKAYKILLIN' TIME Says:

    i looked it up and an error 404 page comes up
    when the page cant be found or some shit.

  91. green eyes Says:

    i dunno.
    a few weeks ago i couldnt post anything up there, could see everything, but couldnt post. same thing happened to ty. fux said he couldnt get in other today but now hes there. did you email eskay?

  92. ESKAYKILLIN' TIME Says:

    i d love to hear eskays weak excuse for banning me
    all of a sudden.

  93. There is no such thing as a tornado. Phuque Norris just doesn't like trailer parks Says:

    Sup bkiller….

  94. ESKAYKILLIN' TIME Says:

    yeah thats what happened last week.
    i could see the comments but i couldnt post.
    then i started getting this error 404 shit.

  95. ESKAYKILLIN' TIME Says:

    i cant understand it but hey.
    the server was always my enemy over there.lol

  96. ESKAYKILLIN' TIME Says:

    even when i try to get on there the page that
    comes up for me is the tupac revival page from june 16.
    not the 50 cent one from today. and i cant read the comments
    or post any replys

  97. The-XFacta Says:

    It’s the server dude, it’s not just happening to you

  98. The-XFacta Says:

    @

    ESKAYKILLIN’ TIME Says:

    ————————-

    I just uploaded some more Common songs, if you’re a fan…

  99. Fux alvarez del soto guanajuato cabo veracruz oye mi canto rodriguez enriquez Says:

    ESKAYKILLIN’ TIME Says:

    June 21st, 2007 at 4:15 pm
    even when i try to get on there the page that
    comes up for me is the tupac revival page from june 16.
    not the 50 cent one from today. and i cant read the comments
    or post any replys

    ^^^that shit keeps happening to me too ……I asked for a link of the newest comments earlier and it worked but no anymore I am out

  100. Dem aka Thizzy Gillespie Says:

    *dusts off old Dove Shack and Fresh Prince cassettes, searches eBay for a cassette player*

  101. The-XFacta Says:

    Gotta rock that Brand Nubians One 4 All…….. I love that joint… No Ricky Williams

  102. There is no such thing as a tornado. Phuque Norris just doesn't like trailer parks Says:

    chea.

  103. landLORD Says:

    I love that joint… No Ricky Williams

    ———————————-

    … lol …

  104. landLORD Says:

    Green Eyes said

    While celebrating the solstice may be a pagan ritual

    ———————————

    … smh … you will be hearing from my attorney … smh …

  105. landLORD Says:

    There is not such thing as a tornado. Phuque Norris just doesn’t like trailer parks Says:

    June 21st, 2007 at 11:50 am
    >>While celebrating the solstice may be a pagan ritual

    ^^LandLORD is going to have a conniption.;

    ——————————

    … scroll up … conniption has commenced …

  106. Fidel Cashflow Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smvAlebqtX8
    ^^^^^
    new 2Pac “Scared Straight 2007”

  107. There is no such thing as a tornado. Phuque Norris just doesn't like trailer parks Says:

    … smh … you will be hearing from my attorney … smh …

    ^^lol @ the over-usage of “smh”

  108. green eyes Says:

    scroll up again- its been corrected

  109. There is no such thing as a tornado. Phuque Norris just doesn't like trailer parks Says:

    (1)The term(s) “pagan”, “ritual”, “is a”, and any combination, forthwith, heretofore and in perpetuity shall be credited to landLORD. An intern will be fired to make up for the mistake of not having previously acknowledged said word creator. For the record, Southern Comfort dies not employ interns, but somewhere, somehow, one shall be fired.

    ^^*floor*

    Call off the dogs, Landtel…

  110. There is no such thing as a tornado. Phuque Norris just doesn't like trailer parks Says:

    “is a”

    ^^lol again….missed that the first time….smh…

  111. Big Homie Says:

    We all in here need to link up and have a cookout 🙂

  112. Greeneyes aspiring weedcarrier Says:

    I apologize for not noticing the mistake

  113. green eyes Says:

    you bring the henny, ill be there

  114. green eyes Says:

    lol @ e

  115. landLORD Says:

    … all is forgiven … i am love …

  116. Big Homie believes Greenie's bath water > Souther Comfort and Says:

    green eyes Says:

    June 21st, 2007 at 6:55 pm
    you bring the henny, ill be there

    ^^ But the Henney will be drunk all by me with your My Little Pony watching ass

  117. green eyes Says:

    booooooo!!!!

  118. Mac Brown aka Velvet Jones Says:

    Staying on topic.

    I just came back from the mall. I was in the gucci store and I kid you not. Dude was in there with a full length black/gray mink coat on with a pair of he-man knee high boots on…………….in HOUSTON TX. WHERE ITS BEEN 90-92 DEGREE OUTSIDE!!!

  119. green eyes Says:

    ^wow. pimpin AINT easy.

  120. Mac Brown aka Velvet Jones Says:

    Yeah……..but the outfit was put 2 GETHER……(no homo)

    Made me think bout getting a mink for the winter. Bring out my full “Pimp-tential”……..be fully “Mac-tastic” for the broads.

  121. green eyes Says:

    them heffas would be tossing cash, panties, diamonds, everything at you… do it!

  122. Big Homie believes Greenie's bath water > Souther Comfort and Says:

    A mink will be my next purchase this winter along with a new leather bomber. My last one I burnt a hole in it smoking a blunt. Was so drunk on the ride home from the club one night I had it in my hand and stuck my hands in my pocket and fell asleep. I woke up and looked at my boy and said..yo you smell that. He was driving and yelled yo dog you on fire. I said I know but do you smell that. He said no look man your jacket is on flames. He pulls over, I get out the car and instead of taking my coat off I pour water on it to put it out with my drunk ass. My shit was literally flaming. I lost.

  123. green eyes Says:

    lmao @ big homie… damn.
    im into winter clothes- coats and boots. me living in miami saves the hell out of my bank account tho, because i truly can only justify purchasing so many pairs of boots.

  124. landLORD Says:

    *sneaks out of bed whilst wifey is KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT*

    … goodnight Green Eyes …

    *does 150 push ups*

    *does 200 stomach crunches*

    *eats vanilla haagen daas & cream soda*

    … mmmmmmm …

    *1*

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