Hip Hop Death Match 2.0

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Its Friday and instead of hitting you beautiful people with something deep and thought provoking like why you really need to be paying attention to Rupert Murdoch’s takeover of the Wallstreet Journal (more of a Monday convo anyway), I’m doing like the music industry and re-releasing the Hip Hop Deathmatch post with a few updated mash ups.

Kick back, relax, the fridge is full and the bar is fully stocked (top shelf only in my house). TGIF fuckers.

Girlfight:Jacki-O-vs-Foxy Brown

Granted, this already happened in a recording studio down here in Miami and apparently Jacki-O laid a serious whooping down (or so she claims). Jackie might have taken the name f a genteel First Lady, but one glance at her and genteel is the last adjective you think of. Fox Boogie has a history of both troublemaking, and well…getting beat, but on the plus side, she’s now rolling with Blackhand, whereas Jacki left Poe Boy and is running solo. This one will get ugly: a lot of weave will fly, and someone in the audience may get hit by a stray acrylic nail.

Winner: Foxy (Come on, she can’t hear and when you lose one of senses everything else gets stronger)

Dance Off: Chicken Noodle Soup-vs-Peanut Butter JellyHmm, Chicken Noodle Soup came with a side on the side, but soda has very little nutritional value. Peanut Butter and Jelly offers you not only fruit and protein, but its comes with a baseball bat.

Winner: Peanut Butter Jelly

The Glitter Brawl: Cam-vs-Jim

Make sure you get the pool in the back, the rhinestones on the robes, and Cam running like a bitch while Jim stands there (standing!) making threatening adlibs (wedgies!).

Winner: No one. If Jim Jones is still making music, we all lost.

There Aren’t Enough Disclaimers Match Up: Beanie Seigel-vs-Peedi (nh)

Warning: please put on your Teflon coated disclaimer gear before proceeding.

We all saw the video: ain’t no way Beans laying a finger to harm his precious Peedi. Peedi however really isn’t trying to be anyone’s bitch dammit and is tired if getting felt up while he’s trying to have a serious career as a respectable rapper. Unfortunately, he’s not that big of a dude and Beans probably would look at it as foreplay.

Winner: Beans

Hometown Hero: Hurricane Chris-vs-Our very own Icon

Fuck a Hurricane- we all know who the Bay Bay King is.

Winner: Icon. Easy.

Main Event: G-Unit-vs-Wu Tang Clan

Curtis is afraid of heights, Yayo got sonned by Clifford, and weren’t Banks and Buck put on punishment for not selling any records? The Wu Tang Clan is the motherfucking Wu Tang Clan: not only do they role 45365 gazillion deep, but they’ve been thinking up some vile ass punishments from day one. Yeah they fight a lot, but they defined Hip Hop family while the rest of these fools wee still picking which crew to be down with. If that isn’t enough-they also have the spirit of ODB waiting in the wings on some poltergeist tip-‘cause you know Rusty wouldn’t miss this for the world.

Winner: the Wu

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49 Responses to “Hip Hop Death Match 2.0”

  1. Moxie Says:

    Lmao@ Greenz

  2. Moxie Says:

    Oh yea btw PRIMERO PUTAS!! *Disclaimer whoever can translate first get 2 dollars* Lmao!

  3. Jamz Evanz a.k.a The Freed Kneegrow Says:

    Honestly Greena…The Wu would kill errbody up in ya death match battles…LOL!

    “Let’s see you try the water technique…huh, ha, chop, huh..(c) Ghostface Killah

  4. Jamz Kintay a.k.a The Freed Kneegrow Says:

    Peanut Butter Jamz > Peanut Butter Jelly

    Real Talk…

  5. the audience Says:

    good morning SC……

    what happened? did everyone get furloughed?

  6. Rey aka SoCo's John McClain Says:

    Classic! That Wu vs G-Unit shit was great.

    ~~

    Hometown Hero: Hurricane Chris-vs-Our very own Icon

    Fuck a Hurricane- we all know who the Bay Bay King is.

    Winner: Icon. Easy.

    ^^^^

    LOL

  7. green eyes Says:

    glad you approve rey

  8. Big Homie Says:

    WU TANG is the greatest rap group evar.

    LOL at Jim Jones still rapping we all lost. Yup

  9. The-XFacta Says:

    Someone gets lazy towards the end of the week and keeps up the same old post…. Guess who

  10. Ultra Magnus Says:

    Tatiana Ali could get it early….Fedex delivery

  11. green eyes Says:

    The-XFacta Says:
    Someone gets lazy towards the end of the week and keeps up the same old post…. Guess who

    ^ i just knew someone was gonna talk slick…..

  12. Big Homie Says:

    Leila Ali is wifey material.

  13. the audience Says:

    @ green eyes

    we saw you left the door open, so we just let ourselves in….hope you don’t mind (by the way, time to restock the fridge)

  14. green eyes Says:

    big homie likes it kinda rough…

  15. green eyes Says:

    (by the way, time to restock the fridge)

    ^ *looks*
    dammit… people eating me outta house and home…

  16. the audience Says:

    green eyes Says:

    June 29th, 2007 at 10:55 am
    (by the way, time to restock the fridge)

    ^ *looks*
    dammit… people eating me outta house and home…

    ^^^^^^a rephrasal may be in order here……i’m sayin’

  17. the audience Says:

    the audience Says:

    June 29th, 2007 at 10:58 am
    green eyes Says:

    June 29th, 2007 at 10:55 am
    (by the way, time to restock the fridge)

    ^ *looks*
    dammit… people eating me outta house and home…

    ^^^^^^a rephrasal may be in order here……i’m sayin’

    unless, of course you have given monikers to your orifices.

  18. green eyes Says:

    unless, of course you have given monikers to your orifices.

    ^^^dammit!!!you knew waht i meant.
    but funny, that was a good one.

  19. the audience Says:

    green eyes Says:

    June 29th, 2007 at 11:01 am
    unless, of course you have given monikers to your orifices.

    ^^^dammit!!!you knew waht i meant.
    but funny, that was a good one.

    ^^^^just trying to keep you on your toes (no ballet class)

  20. green eyes Says:

    ^ no doubt.

  21. Big Homie Says:

    green eyes Says:

    June 29th, 2007 at 10:54 am
    big homie likes it kinda rough…

    ^^ You would know personally 😉

    Whoops my bad

  22. Phuque Says:

    LMAO…..nicely done….

  23. green eyes Says:

    so its slick talk friday up in here, eh? i see i see….

  24. Jamz Kintay a.k.a The Freed Kneegrow Says:

    Big Homie Says:
    June 29th, 2007 at 10:52 am

    Leila Ali is wifey material.

    ^^U right Homie, but just don’t get her mad because she could kick thou’s azz pretty easily if she wanted 2…

  25. green eyes Says:

    what up jamz– you still locked out?

  26. Jamz Kintay a.k.a The Freed Kneegrow Says:

    Nah playgirl…Eyez free, but I’ll be visiting SC havon for moral comfort on the regular…LOL!

  27. green eyes Says:

    lol

  28. LL(not the rappa) Says:

    nice post greenie ..and lol @ after you lose one sense, the others get stronger!

  29. LL(not the rappa) Says:

    @jamz…I be trying to post on your site, but it messes up my pc all the time! 😦

  30. Phuque Says:

    Whaddup errbody…Greenie whatcha cookin for lunch?

  31. Fidel Cashflow Says:

    Peedi Crakk needs to get a restraining order a.s.a.p, or atleast invest in liquid soap(nhjic)

  32. green eyes Says:

    Peedi needs to carry around can of aerosol Raid- the NH version

  33. LL(not the rappa) Says:

    I think its 2 late for that…peedi already been tainted…he didnt budge at all..Beenie already tried something.

  34. green eyes Says:

    lol.. what up LL, how you living lady?

  35. LL(not the rappa) Says:

    whats good green..relaxing…friday and its sunny in jerz.and its only 1 *thinks about what I’ll do 2nite*

  36. Gseven Says:

    green eyes Says:

    June 29th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
    Peedi needs to carry around can of aerosol Raid- the NH version

    ===
    LMAO!!! Bloodclaat!!!

  37. The-XFacta Says:

    Lazy ass with no new post!

  38. Chicago Industries Says:

    jeah

  39. Chicago Industries Says:

    smh @ foe drivin 85 miles an hour in heavy traffic

    *opens beer in back seat*

  40. Fidel Cashflow Says:

    http://www.xxlmag.com/online/?p=11211
    ^^^^
    Famlay, Clipse, Pharrell “No Time 4 Nos”

  41. icon(trillbert arenas) Says:

    Ultra Magnus Says:

    June 29th, 2007 at 10:46 am
    Tatiana Ali could get it early….Fedex delivery

    ***Tatiana Ali? word…either that, or Laila, lol…nigga talkin’ bout ashley banks and shit, lol…also boooooooooooo @ Ultra Magnus, and any other post-Prime Autobot leaders (yeah, you, Rodimus (n/h)..dayum, Henny be talking loud as shit when nobody else is listening, lol……

  42. Chicago Industries Says:

    somebody remind to tell angry man that club secret is some bitches. im bout 30 seconds away from smackin the dj.

  43. The-XFacta Says:

    Should I assume that by Aug 5th we will get a new post?

  44. green eyes Says:

    smart ass ^

  45. plug jr Says:

    fyhdchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  46. "Mac"-enstein...Monster PIMP!! Says:

    ***Kick my feet up at greenie’s house sipping on red kool-aid that stains the ice.

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  48. PhilWil Says:

    Is this a private convo or can anybody join? LOL

    BRING BACK WI-TANG!!! bRING BACK hIP hOP

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