News You May Have Missed

 

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Much like this fella, I’ve noticed a great deal of odd news items lately, and rather than write a blog on each of them, I’d like to offer you a brief synopsis of some of the more standouts as well as a glimpse of what I see between the lines.


Political News:
Chief Justice John Roberts had a seizure at his summer home, reports say he has had one before but is reportedly is a-ok.

greenalysis: The brain is a very mysterious organ, one which doctors know shockingly little about so it’s entirely possible for an otherwise healthy individual to have a seizure on occasion without it being indicative of a more worrisome health issue. OR…the powers that really run the country had him implanted with some type of mind controlling device which they were testing out just to make sure he knows who’s really in charge.
 

World News:
In Afghanistan, the Taliban recently shot up a South Korean missionary and are still holding about 20 or so more hostage in an attempt to free some of their fellow Taliban fighters currently residing in an Afghan jail.

greenalysis: The Taliban? I could have sworn we got rid of those guys! Who knew a US led invasion into foreign territories that would later be prematurely abandoned would not equal enormous success?? Oh… right… everybody.

Medical News:
Bad news for those who light up: A recent British study suggesting that a single cannabis joint is worse than 5 cigarettes and yet another British study also dares to sagest those who smoke marijuana have 40 percent higher chance of developing a psychotic disorder, but at the same time these same researchers said they couldn’t prove that marijuana use itself increases the risk of psychosis. I know it kinda confuses me too, and I don’t even smoke.

greenalysis: British researchers like to light up and call it work. I have to imagine, however, that that all the weed smoke is confusing them because in that first study, they must have been referring to a new joint by Canibus the rapper, which is definitely worse for you than 5 cigarettes. But for serious-of course governments want to scare you from purchasing and partaking in an item that generates billions of nontaxable dollars (meaning they don’t make anything) and instead buy plenty of cigarettes and liquor which is heavily taxed. It’s all about economics.

Sidenote to Biggums- fuck architecture, something tells me you could have a brilliant career as a British researcher.

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31 Responses to “News You May Have Missed”

  1. candyraindrops Says:

    good post green..like your “greenalysis”..lol

  2. bkscribe Says:

    Greeny.. inspires me.. to write… FIRST

  3. bkscribe Says:

    aww man

  4. Fidel Cashflow Says:

    lol,

    good post

    I never heard about marijuana being worse than 5 cigs prior to that British study, but I’ve heard it produces excessive estrogen which leads to man boobs(ayyyo)

  5. green eyes Says:

    respect to you three…
    BK, the is feeling mutual my fellow wordsmith

  6. Fidel Cashflow Says:

    they must have been referring to a new joint by Canibus the rapper, which is definitely worse for you than 5 cigarettes
    ^^^^
    shots fired?

  7. Rasheed Wallets Says:

    … damn … y’all still up ? …

  8. green eyes Says:

    Fidel Cashflow Says:
    they must have been referring to a new joint by Canibus the rapper, which is definitely worse for you than 5 cigarettes
    ^^^^
    shots fired?

    ^ sho nuff

  9. bkscribe Says:

    Thanks greeny.. maybe you peeped my paltry myspace offerings.

    btw LOL @ the canibus remark

  10. green eyes Says:

    BK- most def.. not paltry at all. Gotta hang with you more, you keep me on my ink slinging toes

  11. green eyes Says:

    -1-

  12. bkscribe Says:

    Bet.. 1 Greeny

  13. EnglandRepresent Says:

    Sidenote to Biggums- fuck architecture, something tells me you could have a brilliant career as a British researcher.

    ^^lmao! I’ve done my fair share of ‘British Researching’ (nhjic). But true story : One of my step-brothers (who I’ve never met) recently had a weed induced psychotic episode. This ninja was thinkin the Queen of England was speakin to him through the television and talkin to him about solvin England’s national debt. LMFAO! Its bad for him of course cos the nigga went to the psycho ward but shiiiiiiiiiiiit, talkin to the Queen through the TV? PUT THE BLUNT DOWN BROTHER!

    Greenie you need to stop being so gracious when acceptin all these other niggas’ advances, just swat them hands away and tell ’em you belong to England. Good girl. Great post by the way.

  14. The-XFacta Says:

    The Taliban is like roaches!

  15. lo k Says:

    yessiir… the world is a very scary place and it has become all too easy for the powers that be to deceive us into believing anything… I mean jeez, the next thing you know they’ll be trying to tell us that there were never any WMD’s in Iraq in the first place… wait…

  16. Big Homie Says:

    Greenalysis is brilliant. Great post. Ok so about the weed smoking confuses me. I guest Big Homie studies reveal confusement. Anyways, I will light up and continue to do so. I have to quit the Newports though.

    *waits for a new study on positive effects that weed causes*

    Its out there

  17. G10-3 Says:

    the world is f’ed up. can’t imagine what it’ll look like 10-15 years from now.

  18. green eyes Says:

    lol @ lo k

    thanks for coming through to the rest of you

  19. crazy88since88 Says:

    damn good post!… (clap-clap)

  20. green eyes Says:

    *curtsies*
    thank you

  21. cOLD Says:

    word, you need to do a recapp more often, but you failed to mention the baby killing wretch, who was burying the fetuses in the backyard.

  22. green eyes Says:

    glad you like the recaps, will def add them as a feature.

    cold… saw that story too late, but for real… what is there to say but: Psycho bitch needs to skinned alive and dipped in lemon juice.

  23. Rey aka Kany-Emo West Says:

    Dang..

  24. Jamz Says:

    Your are the sports center of the news media world, but I have to avoid news sometimes because if you watch too much of it, their a chance you may never come outside again…LOL! The media tries to keep in fear…

    “Look, it’s Mike Wallace….ruuuuunnnnn!! (C) Chris Rock

    BTW, is greenalysis a disease or a condition…LOL? On second thought, don’t answer that! I like a woman with a little mystery…

  25. YOUNG UNCLE KILLA THUG Says:

    greenalysis: British researchers like to light up and call it work. I have to imagine, however, that that all the weed smoke is confusing them because in that first study, they must have been referring to a new joint by Canibus the rapper, which is definitely worse for you than 5 cigarettes.

    * dies *

    Sidenote to Biggums- fuck architecture, something tells me you could have a brilliant career as a British researcher.

    ….lmao word……* calls airline orders plane tickets to england *….

  26. crazy88since88 Says:

    ….Uhhhh….Hello!
    (echos)

  27. crazy88since88 Says:

    (88 CRYS)
    …KICKS CAN…

  28. G11-4 Says:

    >> Psycho bitch needs to skinned alive and dipped in lemon juice.

    ==
    just reading that hurt

  29. candyraindrops Says:

    I see eskays server is working, no glitches in the matrix so mofos dont wanna sit down and relax a spell huh greenie?..lol

  30. pockets Says:

    lol @ a new joint by Canibus the rapper

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