Shut Up With All That South Hate

 trick.jpg

The South is still running this Rap shit. Yeah dammit. I said it.

While every kid in New York who can rhyme a few words (and quite a few who cant) have spent the past four or five years boasting that they will “bring NY back”. Rappers in every other region have been busy grippin’ up and running, throwing napkins, skipping their bipolar meds, getting banned from countries or dipping their clothing into fruity pebbles and getting lazy. We may talk slow, but the South is far from lazy which is why we are currently running the rap game and nursing Hip Hop back to health one sizzurp sip at a time.

Politics & Community: Yes, Wu Tang is for the kids. Well guess what? Trick luvs da kids too and shows it by hosting annual back to school jams and school supply giveaways, Halloween jams, Christmas giveaways – none of which include the distributin of illegal substances. He knows the children are our future. Yeah, Kanye went on National TV and said “George Bush doesn’t care about Black people” but David Banner stays organizing concerts and fundraisers to rebuild the communities devastated by Katrina and had the time to call out Al Sharpton and co. Chamillionaire too flexed his anti-establishment muscle and released not one, but two songs and videos effectively ripping the establishment a new one. Finally with the formation of the “Make It Rain Scholarship Fund”, Southern rappers have personally given many a hard working girl a chance for higher education.

Artistry: From Goodie Mob, Outkast and the rest of the Dungeon Family to Nappy Roots, Arrested Development and Timbaland, the South is full of artists that push musical boundaries. While the merit of this push is arguably a matter taste, the southern rap sounds cape is more musically diverse than another region. And fashion wise—you know Lonnie stole the crochet idea from Andrea.

Entrepreneurial Spirit: While rappers from other regions spent their days and nights stalking producers and carrying wed to get put on, southern cats did it themselves, selling hundreds of thousands of records from the trunks of their cars and through old fashioned mom & pop spots before the mainstream recording industry even noticed.  Master P and Cash Money were able to use their significant indie sales to negotiate ground breaking deals that not only made them multimillionaires, but allowed them to retain nearly complete control over their music, including masters and creative direction.  Just to put it in perspective: it took Jay damn near a decade and a career change to get his back.

Pimp C:  The C in Pimp C stands for Chuck Norris is afraid of me. Jesus wants Pimp C to be his homeboy. Vishnu wears a WWCD iced out grill. Mike Vick didn’t kill nann dog, Pimp C drove through Virginia to decide whether or not, it was in fact good enough to be the South and the sheer goddamnitude of his presence was too much for the dogs. Their souls, recognizing the divinity of Pimp C, spontaneously erupted from their bodies and went to Dog Heaven.

So stop hating the South. Pimp C doesn’t like that. And look at Trick’s face. Neither does he.

Advertisements

47 Responses to “Shut Up With All That South Hate”

  1. Mac Brown pka Cashmere Jackson Says:

    Pimp C: The C in Pimp C stands for Chuck Norris is afraid of me. Jesus wants Pimp C to be his homeboy. Vishnu wears a WWCD iced out grill. Mike Vick didn’t kill nann dog, Pimp C drove through Virginia to decide whether or not, it was in fact good enough to be the South and the sheer goddamnitude of his presence was too much for the dogs. Their souls, recognizing the divinity of Pimp C, spontaneously erupted from their bodies and went to Dog Heaven.

    So stop hating the South. Pimp C doesn’t like that. And look at Trick’s face. Neither does he.

    ^^^TABERNACLE!!!!

    Gawt damn…………………..this shit is pure genius

    Plant sloppy wet one on greenie….

    FIrsT got dammit…….fiRst!!!!

  2. green eyes Says:

    lmao…. props to my fellow southerner taking the first!!!

  3. Mac Brown pka Cashmere Jackson Says:

    God damn right We got first and second in this byoitch!!!!

    Them northern mufukkas too got damn slow.

    **side note

    I saw pimp c today riding in his burgundy bently gt coupe. <<(true story)

    time froze and the traffic parted like the red sea…..whilst the sun shined only on him as he made his way to do something that my feeble mind can’t even imagine.

  4. green eyes Says:

    daaammmnn. i bet he was coming back from meeting with the TX governor who was paying him for keeping the hurricane in mexico.

  5. Mac Brown pka Cashmere Jackson Says:

    true story

    the reason all 165 passengers survived that japanese airplane explosion today wuz cuz pimp c magically appeared and declared everybody on the plane “trill ass nukkas”. That fire knew better than to fuck with one of pimp c’s trill ass nukkas.

    yup

  6. green eyes Says:

    Pimp C is the reason Family Guy is back on the air.
    and on that note.. adult swim time.. night mac

  7. Mac Brown pka Cashmere Jackson Says:

    oh shit……you rite.

    good nite greenie

  8. Jamz Says:

    Trick Daddy always looks like he needs to brush he teef and wash his stankin’ azz..!

    Glad to C you still e-Pimpin’ for the Sowf Greena…LOL!

  9. MadeInMilwaukee....Since1979 Says:

    You never stop impressing me with you writing Greeny! As a De-Facto southerner on NahRight I support you 100%.

    1

  10. MadeInMilwaukee....Since1979 Says:

    Oh I forgot……….

    Smoke sumthin’ B&%$h!!!!!! And if you got something to say, Ill make you smell my cologne!!

  11. Two-Times Says:

    Trick Daddy is a legend in the south…. he’s always been a favorite of mine

  12. MadeInMilwaukee....Since1979 Says:

    IMO Trick a legend period. http://Www.thug.com and Book of Thugs: AK:47 are both classic albums.

  13. Two-Times Says:

    I kinda like to see Trick Daddy get down with G-Unit… he keeps it real and thug… him and Buck should do a whole mixtape collabo…

  14. candyraindrops Says:

    boooooooo….the south wack!..lol..good post tho.

  15. MadeInMilwaukee....Since1979 Says:

    The Mike Vick plea bargain got me thinking of that Juve song off of “G-Code” called “Take the 5”.

  16. Fidel Cashflow Says:

    Good post,

    smh @ people from the north hating on the south and trying to dickride(super no homo) them at the same time

    The South has been making dope music for a long time

  17. Fidel Cashflow Says:

    Entrepreneurial Spirit:
    ^^^^
    I give props the the South, but they stole the independent hustle and swag from California aka Caliscrilla aka Killafornia….

  18. pockets Says:

    trick daddy is the jim jones of the south in terms of shower-taking abilities. *listens to aquemini*

  19. EnglandRepresent Says:

    So stop hating the South. Pimp C doesn’t like that. And look at Trick’s face. Neither does he.

    ^^lmmfbao!!! Hilarity.

    Gimme that Killer Mike already dammit.

  20. green eyes Says:

    Two-Times Says:
    I kinda like to see Trick Daddy get down with G-Unit… he keeps it real and thug… him and Buck should do a whole mixtape collabo…

    ^ smh….

  21. Phuque Says:

    >>The C in Pimp C stands for Chuck Norris is afraid of me.

    ^^LMMFAO

    Good post greenie…

  22. Big Homie Says:

    Although not into the south music as much, I am not going to hate and disagree. Hip Hop has changed and yes the South is running it right now, no ifs and buts about it. They truely do work hard and stay busy unlike most of the artist in other regions, which is why they where they at now. Im more into the older cats from the south like Scarface, Outkast, UGK, Goodie Mob, and new cats like Chamillionaire, Luda..etc. Just cant stand the whole Walk it Out, Snap Ya Fingers, Wipe Me Down movement that is currently get madd play. Its catchy which is why they are in full rotation on the radios and TV. Not knockin them, but just personally not into all that.

    I dont look at it as a region thing. I got madd love for the south and they are doing their thing. Much props to them and to you Greenie on another fine post.

    And fashion wise—you know Lonnie stole the crochet idea from Andrea

    ^^*floor*

    it took Jay damn near a decade and a career change to get his back.

    ^ ^True, but whoa…watch it now. You didnt have to go there.

  23. Belize Says:

    *puts on hater hat*

    *clears throat*

    Umm ma’am..yeah, umm..somewhere in here you forgot to mention the importance of Luke and JD (esp. his underated entr. skills- even if he rapes kids to get it)

    Without those two…there would be no south music

    *

  24. green eyes Says:

    oh SHYT. how on earth did i forget Luke? without luke- these m’fuckers could not be as nasty as the wanna be. for real.. luke is a def rap don. shame on me for omitting him. JD gets inclusion in the artistry. i feel less bad about not calling him out by name though.

  25. Belize Says:

    >i feel less bad about not calling him out by name though.

    ^
    *im dying laughing*

  26. Two-Times Says:

    green eyes Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 9:36 am

    Two-Times Says:

    I kinda like to see Trick Daddy get down with G-Unit… he keeps it real and thug… him and Buck should do a whole mixtape collabo…

    ^ smh….

    ^^^^ why you shaking your head at that???…… that’s a genius idea if I ever seen one…

  27. lo k Says:

    They have fried pickles in the south… I still don’t know how I feel about that…

  28. Two-Times Says:

    They have fried pickles in the south…

    ^^ yeah and that is good too.. We got fried everything…. that’s how we do it…

  29. lo k Says:

    this is how y’all kick it in the south!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENAbFBQxZVw

  30. The-XFacta Says:

    It’s not hate, I just don’t like it!!

    80% of the music from the Souf sucks! It’s just being real not hating!

  31. green eyes Says:

    # lo k Says:
    August 21st, 2007 at 4:03 pm edit

    They have fried pickles in the south… I still don’t know how I feel about that…

    ^ *frowns & gags* yeah about that… thats nasty. but this isnt about the food some ppl eat down here. its about the music.

  32. lo k Says:

    ^ *frowns & gags* yeah about that… thats nasty. but this isnt about the food some ppl eat down here. its about the music.

    ^^I beg to differ… the food has a direct influence on the music… take the song “Booty Meat” by Soulja Boy or “Laffy Taffy” by D4L for example…

  33. lo k Says:

    I gotta admit tho, I have been interested in trying a deep fried snickers bar (no Do the Knowledge) since I first heard about it even tho I’m sure I’m going to have a coronary immediately following…

  34. green eyes Says:

    i hear before you can buy one, you sign a waiver releasing them of any responsibility for your death.

  35. the audience Says:

    We heard that the “C” in Pimp C stands for “Compass”…..we also heard that the North Star, which has guided mankind throughout history, is actually the ever burning twinkle in his father’s eye, from whence Pimp C was concieved….

    Southerners are doing their thing…..We love some southern artists…..however, as far as winners and losers, there is no such animal in hip hop….there are only the creators (New York), and those that follow (Everybody Else)…..the way hip hop was intended to be was universal, as per the pioneers wishes….they did not want it to be a “New York Thing”- they wanted it worldwide…..the South is doing what was meant for them and what the Midwest in next in line for….will you be mad (we know you won’t) when the Midwest claims the throne and starts saying they run shit- Led by the Almighty:
    Pimp “I just decided Texas is actually in the Mid West” C?…

    We stay out of this regional shit, bacause that’s what it is- bullshit…We can see why southerners get mad when others downplay their significance in hip hop…..We don’t agree with that….If anything, we feel that southerners, and for that matter, any region other than the “birthplace” are more open minded, because a lot of them had to listen to East Coast hip hop from lack of regional artists….whereas us East Coasters have been spoon-fed this thing from Day 1 and have formed a bias, which we cannot be faulted for…..

    All this to say…..we hope the South continues to prosper….which they will, because they have the work ethic and the entrepreneurial/business sense to do so…you don’t hear about southern artists being held back by their labels, because they OWN them….

  36. Two-Times Says:

    crawfish boils… that’s where it’s at..

  37. Furiou$tylez Says:

    And look at Trick’s face.

    ^^^please dont make me…

  38. I'm not a Victom I'm the Victommizer618 Says:

    The one thing other regions can’t hate on the south for is their hustle. A couple of artist from the south came into the game with more records sold than established artist.

    *Books ticket to the EAST COAST Atlanta here i come*

  39. EnglandRepresent Says:

    What up Greenie?

  40. cMac Says:

    @ Green

    you’re gonna love that “Give em Hell” song on the Kweli album

  41. HHFanatic Says:

    Good post green-sugar

    “the south got summin to say”

  42. HHFanatic Says:

    Two-Times Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 4:06 pm
    They have fried pickles in the south…

    ^^ yeah and that is good too.. We got fried everything…. that’s how we do it…

    ^^^isnt that fried ice cream from Texas? This chinese restaurant down here sells that fried ice-cream, Im tempted to try it, but it just dont sound right.

  43. Two-Times Says:

    Never heard of Fried ice cream….

    Greenie…what’s up with a new post… don’t be slippin now,

    slow doe is better than no doe….
    dum outs

  44. State of Grace Says:

    I almost fell over in my goddamn chair after that Michael Vick line, and I sit in a fucking recliner. Shit that funny needs a warning!

  45. reythehussein Says:

    Wow.. Someone got you aggy!

  46. Mr.O Says:

    The south is killing Hip-Hop I equate the south to lung cancer.

  47. Bare Arms Says:

    Every region could have a post like this made on their behalf all the way down to their equivalent of Pimp C…true story. So what does that really say about Hip Hop?

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s


%d bloggers like this: