News You May Have Missed

 

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 It was a slow news week, but there were a few standouts:

US News
It’s the 2nd Anniversary of Hurricane Katrina ravaging the Gulf States and proving that the US government is completely inept at planning for a crisis and caring for its citizen in times of crisis.

Greenalysis: The wounds aren’t healed, cities aren’t rebuilt, and levees are still broken. People are still in FEMA trailers. Other US cities remain unprepared for another disaster, natural or otherwise. Wow, this is kind of depressing.

Educational News
Schools in Colorado are banning games like tag at school playgrounds. Because kids gets chased, and it scares them.

Greenalysis: So, we’re raising a generation of pussified kids, eh? Nice. What happened to the days where you cried a few alligator tears and we’re told to suck it up (No, not Crazy talking to his girl of the day)? Besides, aren’t you supposed to get chased, chase others, and fall down, etc. on the playground. If you don’t learn early that when you get knocked down, whether it was far or not, you just got to get back up, you’re pretty much shit out of luck for the rest of your life.

World News
Fidel Castro is maybe, possibly, dead. Or not. But just maybe. When it turns out that Perezhilton.com-the celebrity gossip site is the source for this rumor, hope dies down

Greenalysis: Please… Fidel made a pact with Pimp C so he would never ever die. Ever. The fact that legitimate (and I use that term lightly) news sources like CNN and NBC take a gossip blog seriously as a source for major political news is also concerning. Although perhaps if I play my cards right they’ll start respecting the holy-figureness that is Pimp C. I’m just keeping it trill.

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23 Responses to “News You May Have Missed”

  1. Belize Says:

    Good read, for ur 1st analysis..

    http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/08/29/martin/index.html

  2. Belize Says:

    Ohhh hell naw..Im gettin moderated now?

    Ok..I smell whats cooking

    Im gonna find our all your favorite underwear stores, and make sure all u can buy is granny panties and bloomers

    HA! try finding a nigga to pay 4 ur dinner now

  3. Belize Says:

    Uhhh..never mind

    i got nothing but luve 4 u (c) that fat dude from the early 90’s

  4. Fidel Cashflow Says:

    Fidel made a pact with Pimp C so he would never ever die.
    ^^^^
    trill niggas don’t die (c) U.G.K and Z-RO

  5. Fidel Cashflow Says:

    9.11.07 E aka The Real Noriega, U mad?
    ^^^^
    oh sheeeet a shout out

    I’ll pick up the dinner bill and you won’t even have to wax or anything Greenie, 😉

  6. EnglandRepresent Says:

    lmao! Respect my trillness

  7. reythehussein Says:

    Greenie is awesome.

    ‘Nuff said.

  8. the absence of heat Says:

    Greenie is awesome.

    ^co-sizzle

  9. Fidel Cashflow Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJt1mHPBNaY#GU5U2spHI_4
    ^^^^
    new video of Cam’ron addressing Curtis

  10. lo k Says:

    >>the US government is completely inept at planning for a crisis and caring for its citizen in times of crisis.

    ^^actually… FEMA did exactly what they were supposed to do, wait until people were so fargone and fucked up that they will be begging them for anything that they can possibly do… once again, crisis precipitates change… it’s like the whole new world order thing, this country and the rest of the world is going to get so bad that the public will be begging someone to rescue them, that’s when they will strike and the next thing you know we return to slavery… I mean we’re already slaves technically, they just won’t have to be so covert about it…

  11. candyraindrops Says:

    People are still in FEMA trailers

    ^^^^and getting chemical poison from toxic fumes leaking from the damn trailers….damn shame.

  12. T DOT Says:

    *fills out his late pass*

    Greenie, amazing.

  13. G81 divided by 9 minus 2 Says:

    damn, Colorado lost…pussies

  14. Mac PimpNeverSimp Says:

    Pussyfied kids is bad for America.

    The terrorist won.

  15. EnglandRepresent Says:

    reythehussein Says:

    August 30th, 2007 at 10:26 am
    Greenie is awesome.

    ‘Nuff said.

    the absence of heat Says:

    August 30th, 2007 at 11:03 am
    Greenie is awesome.

    ^co-sizzle

    ^^*cues up loudspeaker*

    Back…away…from…the Greenie. She…belongs…to…me.

    Tell ’em like you mean it Greenie.

  16. crazy88since88 Says:

    Nowadays we get charming text messages like “Mama I miss that ass” or “I wanna fuck” (ahhh romance), a slap on the ass, watching HBO at the crib. Fellas, I imagine you get something along the lines of “buy me something” “pay for the baby sitter” or some other less than desirable offer that makes the overall interaction rather unpleasant.

    ^^^
    LOL…dIES! (guilt kicks in) …..LMAO

  17. Big Homie Says:

    LMAO at tag being banned

    Greenie…tag..your it

  18. FuckUPayMe618 Says:

    Nice Post green i’s

  19. 456 Says:

    nice rhythm.

  20. Phuque Says:

    *knocks on greenie’s door*

    *no one answers*

    *walks in*

    *steals bottle of Henny XO*

    *heads over to Nah*

  21. EnglandRepresent Says:

    Greenie, where you at?

    *looks in freezer*

    *sees bottle of Grey Goose*

    *half-inches it*

    Nicely.

  22. EnglandRepresent Says:

    New post please Greenie. Hurricane Dean will have done a 360 and will be heading over to Down Under by the time you’ve got a new post up.

  23. The-XFacta Says:

    Good post Greens.. I miss you coming around the way, I don’t know what happened or if I pissed you off or something.. Anyway.. Holla!

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