News You May Have Missed

 

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Back to your regularly scheduled new you may have missed:


Scientific Study News:
Once again the scientific community is spending money to study things we already know. #1: Men prefer to be with pretty women. #2: Rock stars have a shorter life expectancy than the rest of us.

Greenalysis: Shocking. The scientific community continues to tell us information that we already know. I’m changing careers. My first study: People spend most of their workdays reading blogs instead of working. I can state the obvious too.

Financial News:
Awww snap. Maryland is the wealthiest state in the US, based on having the highest median household income: $65,144.00. Jersey used to be wealthiest, but now they suck in second place.

Greenalysis: It’s official: all the money that is being saved by buying Capri pants instead of being wasteful and buying extra fabric for full length pants is actually a boon for the economy. Stand up B’more!!

War on Terror News:
September 11th isn’t only gearing up to be a big day for Kenny Chesney and Souljah Boy, but apparently al Qeada Records, motto “we put the triple OG gully in mujahideen!” is releasing a new Bin Laden video about the 9/11 attacks.

Greenalysis: NO REALLY- why haven’t we caught this fucker yet??? Perhaps its because a significant portion of both political parties are too busy campaigning, the other part is holding hearings looking into the very important matters of Athlete Doping and Hip Hop lyrics, and the others are screwing interns or boy. Fascinating where the priorities of this country are.

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39 Responses to “News You May Have Missed”

  1. Fidel Cashflow Says:

    Greenalysis: Its official: all the money that is being saved by buying Capri pants instead of being wasteful and buying extra fabric for full length pants is actually a boon for the economy. Stand up B’more!!
    ^^^^^
    LMFAO

  2. green eyes Says:

    yes. i went there. lmao

  3. MadeInMilwaukee....Since1979 Says:

    How the hell is it that Bin Laden came get video support, but Devin the Dude can’t? Get ya thumb out ya booty hole Rap-A-Lot, before I make ya’ll smell my cologne……..and a fight go wit that!!!

  4. MadeInMilwaukee....Since1979 Says:

    came=can

  5. Fuxy Gillespie Says:

    LMAO at Made. I heard the Mujahadeen(sp) rock Capri’s in the desert

  6. Fuxy Gillespie Says:

    I miss Sleeper Cell. Word to Showtime and Michael Ealy [||]

  7. Belize Says:

    Wouldnt it be funny if Osama went on Tv and said “Obama is DAT nigga!”?

  8. EnglandRepresent Says:

    all the money that is being saved by buying Capri pants instead of being wasteful and buying extra fabric for full length pants is actually a boon for the economy. Stand up B’more!!

    ^^Shots fired

    Where Billy Billz at?!

    Nice work Greenie. I spend all day lookin at blogs and I’m still gettin paid. I win.

  9. MadeInMilwaukee....Since1979 Says:

    I can’t believe Bin Laden got a release date before Joe Budden! He need to hire the Taliban as management! They get results!!

  10. Two-Times Says:

    I came I saw I conquered…

    good post….

  11. cOLD Says:

    How do they have the inteligence to know another Bin tape is coming but cant find him?

    And I see you took the safety button off,…stop taking shots at Jerz, B-more sucks anyway so those shots are in order.

  12. CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    Financial News:
    Awww snap. Maryland is the wealthiest state in the US, based on having the highest median household income: $65,144.00. Jersey used to be wealthiest, but now they suck in second place.

    Greenalysis: It’s official: all the money that is being saved by buying Capri pants instead of being wasteful and buying extra fabric for full length pants is actually a boon for the economy. Stand up B’more!!

    ^^^
    …i love this woman! HATE!HATE!HATE!HATE!

  13. green eyes Says:

    lol @ cold– the jerz shots are at ty. a lot of ya’ll just got caught in the crossfire.

  14. ReyTheHussein Says:

    GET ‘EM GREENIE!

  15. yaboy Says:

    greenie keeps it thoro..

  16. G7 Says:

    in other world news, in Australia yesterday Bush referred to them as Austrians. What a dumb fuck!

  17. green eyes Says:

    ^ nooo!! fucking idiot

  18. Joe Knows Says:

    B-more sucks anyway so those shots are in order.

    *Rips up cOLD’s autographed “Illmatic” cd cover*

    *cOLD cries*

    cOLD: I waited outside of the “Nastradamus” concert late 99′ for 4 hours for that.

    *Joe88 walks away laughing*

  19. AzIz Says:

    # G7 Says:
    September 7th, 2007 at 4:53 pm

    in other world news, in Australia yesterday Bush referred to them as Austrians. What a dumb fuck!

    ^^LOL

  20. pockets Says:

    NO REALLY- why haven’t we caught this fucker yet???

    ^maybe cuz this administration was in on it….or maybe hes just a real good hider (c) my baby cousin

  21. crazy88since88 Says:

    Greenalysis: NO REALLY- why haven’t we caught this fucker yet??? Perhaps its because a significant portion of both political parties are too busy campaigning, the other part is holding hearings looking into the very important matters of Athlete Doping and Hip Hop lyrics, and the others are screwing interns or boy. Fascinating where the priorities of this country are.

    ^^^
    BONG!

  22. newjerseydrive Says:

    Financial News:
    Awww snap. Maryland is the wealthiest state in the US, based on having the highest median household income: $65,144.00. Jersey used to be wealthiest, but now they suck in second place.

    ……yeah your right talk about catching an L…….only the second richest state…….smh……..and maryland is only up there cause of all the damn politicians that move to bethesda or silver springs maryland,………..now where does florida or any southern state rank on that list ? ……….

  23. newjerseydrive Says:

    how you gonna moderate me ? damn is it cause of the name i damn sure aint switching back and forth everytimei wanna post something

  24. WOODRO ThE sPErM DoNoR Says:

    goood shit…funny

  25. Jamz Says:

    Kenny Chesney is one of the best country rappers in the game right now…

    U heard it here third…

    Since, I think news sucks azz, these types of post are good for me G. Fatale, so keep it up (no erection)!

  26. thoreauly77 Says:

    ah yes sam cooke. my new obsession. i am shocked when people have not listened to sam or otis, but like modern r&b. those guys really had soul.

  27. HHF Says:

    I know alot of what we have/use today comes from research in academia e.t.c., but right now Ill say 70% of all research in academia is a hustle. Dont ask me how I came up with that stat, but if people only knew…

  28. Big Homie Says:

    This country def has their priorties fucked up. LMAO at Bmore

  29. lo k Says:

    Greenalysis: NO REALLY- why haven’t we caught this fucker yet???

    ^^um, because he’s still on our payroll, duh!

  30. MadeInMilwaukee....Since1979 Says:

    New Bin Laden Tomorrow!!!

  31. EnglandRepresent Says:

    New post please Greenie

  32. Foekist Says:

    The other day they said that they just found out that lemon lime soda hoas more caffeine in it than cola. Are you fucking kidding me? How the hell has it taken all this time to figure that shit out? Sprite and Coca Cola has been out for how long now?

  33. lo k Says:

    new post… and I’m mad that eskay has locked out my station IP thus preventing me from posting… I’m on the radio now til 2am EST if anyone cares…

    http://www.wnhu.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=13&Itemid=27

  34. green eyes Says:

    im working on it!!

    ill spread the word and listen in lo

  35. lo k Says:

    thank you dear…

  36. green eyes Says:

    you know i got you

  37. green eyes Says:

    awww snap! its a shout out!!

  38. lo k Says:

    “…And if you got pretty feet I won’t cheat…” (c) CL Smooth

  39. lo k Says:

    somebody tell rey to listen so he can get his history lesson for the day…

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