Sniff this

 

A note: Southern Comfort frowns on censorship, but the following post is definitely for the grown ups.

It is only fitting that SC’s resident Vagina Scientist brought this to my attention- a German developed perfume of sorts called Vulva. As you can tell, Germans are pros at subtlety.


I say of sorts because their website (which you should by no means peruse at work in the interest of keeping your job) specifically states that “Vulva Original is not a perfume. It is a beguiling vaginal scent which is a purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure.” It was only a matter of time, I suppose, seeing as Saturday Night Live has already given the world Dick in a Box. It’s only fair that there now exists Pussy in a Bottle.

You probably need a moment right now. Either to laugh, order a bottle or pray.

While the fact that there is a personal scent experience smelling like punanny on the market s odd enough… it gets even more disturbing to learn that the company is developing two additional vaginal scents “Eighteen” (Despite the just legal number, this just screams pedophile. Or R. Kelly) and “Exotic” (which could mean either Coconut & Jasmine or Asian Sex Slave).

I know folks, you need another moment.

As further advertisement, the site offers you a slightly soft core porn commercial (also known as the commercial Puff desperately wants to make) featuring some lesbionic love while the sole man in the clip seemingly prefers to sniff the back of his hand, scented with his bottle of Vulva rather than “Suge Knight” the models.

What can I say… I promised debauchery. Go on, take another moment.

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41 Responses to “Sniff this”

  1. Shanti Says:

    1…

  2. Moxie Says:

    ILL yo, hmm. . . . I wonder when the penis collection comes out.

  3. candyraindrops Says:

    lmao @ moxie..dick in a box 2.0

  4. Moxie Says:

    Lol@ Candy. Yea just spray it on the vibrator to get the full experience and ish, LOL. . .Smh

  5. Fidel Cashflow Says:

    I smell pussy…..

  6. benhameen Says:

    I smell pussy…..

    lol….good to see ya back emerald eyes…does it come in extra funky? or shaved and clean? okay ive said enough

  7. green eyes Says:

    *ghostrides the plane to ethiopia*

  8. Soul Says:

    I’m scared of German’s on so many levels I can barely speak.

  9. HHF Says:

    You gotta respect when bs is presented so nice and classy

    On another note, German chicks rock…for real, for real

  10. G7 Says:

    don’t think i want my girl rockin’ Vulva. that can’t be a good look. i mean smell.

  11. Jamz Says:

    Will Vulva get rid of that fishy smell??

  12. green eyes Says:

    G7- i think Vulva is for you to rock actually.

    i know.. im smh too

  13. HHF Says:

    I bet if a dude rocks vulva he would pull more chicks…..ever notice how chicks are all on you after you got some vulva? They smell that ish, dont matter how clean you washed.

    I think thats enough for one day…..

  14. Mac Brown Vagina Scientist.....Lets Experiment! Says:

    # Jamz Says:
    September 25th, 2007 at 2:55 pm

    Will Vulva get rid of that fishy smell??

    ^^ no but a healthy diet and a good shower will

  15. MadeInMilwaukee....Since1979 Says:

    The song “What That Thang Smell Like?” has finally come to life!

  16. benhameen Says:

    I bet if a dude rocks vulva he would pull more chicks…..ever notice how chicks are all on you after you got some vulva? They smell that ish, dont matter how clean you washed.

    ^
    word up…getting nuff love from your site greenie…got some new posts at my spot…and you aint gotta ghostride the plane…we flying first class up in the sky……

  17. the audience Says:

    Jamz Says:

    September 25th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
    Will Vulva get rid of that fishy smell??

    =======================

    They’ve got the fishy smell in pre-production for their next line of perfume:

    “VULGAR”

    this scent combines the smell of fish, baby powder, congealed cooking grease, and a used washcloth

  18. cMac Says:

    I just didn’t have it in me to write a blog about this. But I def. told my peeps about it.

    LMFAO @ Vulgar, this scent combines the smell of fish, baby powder, congealed cooking grease, and a used washcloth

  19. Phuque Says:

    LMAO…I got ta get me one a those (c) Will Smith

  20. reythehussein Says:

    This was awesome.

  21. eric mangini Says:

    Smells like Badussy….Yo greeny check yo GMAIL G..

    If you really need Vulva…Kill Douche yourself

  22. Jamz Knowz Says:

    Rumor has it that if scientists developed a vaginal spray that smelled like fried chicken, black men would eat more coochie? This hasn’t been proven yet though…

  23. green eyes Says:

    damn jamz…. i have no response

  24. Fuxy Gillespie Says:

    I dont know about this one, I stay eating the pussy and I like puckering up after just to get that smell from my upper lip. Its something I look forward too and it would be the same just spraying it on my upper lip….CIEN!

  25. cOLD Says:

    Nice i’d copp.

  26. cOLD Says:

    this was inspired by the song what that thing smell like.

  27. Big Homie Says:

    Guess who is back Greenie. And you are still it. *Tags your butt*

  28. Belize Says:

    I hope that they got sum good cleaned shaved PumPum juice..im definately not tryin to smell lil kim in a bottle

  29. T DOT Says:

    And to think, still no cure for aids.

  30. EnglandRepresent Says:

    Germans got too much time on their hands.

    lmfao @ this post though and the thought of rocking up to the club with the smell of vulva on your neck…….the women gonna know you a classy dude when you stank like a cheap brothel.

    What up Greenie?

  31. The XFacta Says:

    “a German developed perfume of sorts called Vulva. As you can tell, Germans are pros at subtlety.”

    ———–

    The ironic part about this is that Germans are sterotypically known as being very malodorus

  32. lo k Says:

    I’m not sure how I feel about this…

  33. benhameen Says:

    I’m not sure how I feel about this…
    ^
    you know I never had that reaction to the smell of poonany…and when I did I quietly excused myself.

  34. lo k Says:

    ^^

    but I’m sayin’ I thought the whole point was that you weren’t supposed to be able to smell a woman’s “essence” if you will…

  35. HHF Says:

    The ironic part about this is that Germans are sterotypically known as being very malodorus

    ^^^malodorus? the fuck is that?…..ol Nas read a book as ninja

  36. EnglandRepresent Says:

    malodourous > malodorus

    I got more smarts than Nas : FACT (nhjic)

  37. Thugged Out Uteris Puncher Says:

    I got more smarts than Nas
    ^^^^
    reading is only for dumb people

    Dumouts Stand UP

  38. The XFacta Says:

    Didn’t Nas make Oohchee Wally??

    SMH

    Nas=MC Brains

    Nas Lost!

  39. Jamz Knowz Says:

    FF babe…I’ve been sniffin this for a while now. When we gonna get some new scents…LOL!

  40. EnglandRepresent Says:

    reading is only for dumb people

    Dumouts Stand UP

    ^^Two-Times is that you?

  41. HHF Says:

    like Jamz said, this post is getting that red lobster smell…we need fresh vulva!

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