Archive for October, 2007
October 22, 2007

There is a movement afoot, one that can only be traced back to the war on Hip Hop. It’s a subwar of sorts. A war on one of Hip Hop’s favorite pastimes. No, not gun collecting. Stripping. Strippers are under attack. In Atlanta, the city government is practicing nothing short of ageism, decreeing that all clubs that serve alcohol cannot hire workers under 21. In St. Maarten, health officials are accusing a stripper of spreading tuberculosis to over 40 people.
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Posted in Bullshit & Debauchery, Captain Save-A-Ho is Off Duty, Completely unimportant, but had to post something, sexy fun time | 43 Comments »
October 18, 2007

Happy motherfucking Friday ladies and gentleman. It’s been a crazy week, one that felt as though it had an extra few days mixed in, but alas, it’s over. Before you go off and drink yourself into oblivion (I see you Big Homie) here are a few news stories to wet your whistle on.
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Posted in Bullshit & Debauchery, News You Can't Use, one time for ya mind, Pay Attention Boys & Girls, Political Buffoonery, sexy fun time, The random goods | 17 Comments »
October 17, 2007

As most of you may be aware, I tend to think Tyler Perry = the Devil. Or at least a tool of the Devil. Or at least a tool to creating some god-awful modern day minstrel shows. However, as with my prejudice against Vitamin Water, I figured in order to be truly fair and balanced (not that I actually care to be), I should give the motherfucker a chance before calling his film and TV work as coon-erific as his stage plays.
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Posted in one time for ya mind, Pay Attention Boys & Girls, The random goods, trilluminati (c) E, Uncategorized | 27 Comments »
October 14, 2007

When the kid in the picture above is a teenager who listens exclusively to Marilyn Manson, dresses like a vampire reject, hates people and shots up his school before ending his own sad, miserable, self involved life, please believe it’ll be 50 cents fault. Or maybe at that point, it’ll be Marquise’s fault.
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Posted in Captain Save-A-Ho is Off Duty, News You Can't Use, one time for ya mind, Pay Attention Boys & Girls, Political Buffoonery, trilluminati (c) E | 31 Comments »
October 9, 2007

Since A&R and Artist Development budgets have been cut like healthcare and every one and their uncle’s baby momma wants to be a rapper, we here at Southern Comfort have decided to put together a nifty Idiots Guide to a Successful Rap Career, detailing a few of the less obvious rules (misspell as often as possible using a “z” any chance you get, pick the most retarded ass stage name you can think of, make it an acronym for something outrageous if you can, etc.)
Follow at your own risk. And if you blow up, I expect mad residuals. Crazy mad.
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Tags:50 cent, a tribe called quest, fat joe, lupe fiasco, plies, rapper, rules for rapping, saigon, successful career in rao, uncle murder
Posted in Bullshit & Debauchery, Captain Save-A-Ho is Off Duty, Pay Attention Boys & Girls | 31 Comments »