News You May Have Missed

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I know. You don’t even have to say it. I’ve been gone to long, the fridge is emty, the bar ran dry days ago…. I know. The Geek Squad is taking its precious time with my computer, and work has had me crazy busy, but here is some news to keep you busy, while I sort my techno woes out out.

Touching News: Along with tag, we can also say good bye to hugging in many public schools. Principals are banning hugs because it causes congestions in hallways, makes students late for class and is a gateway to outer, more sordid types of hugging.

Greenalysis: I’m a believer in human touch. In an age of texts, myspace and other technology driven connections, hugging is rare opportunity to truly engage in some real life human contact.  I truly can’t imagine how hugging is causing enough problems it warrants a ban. But then I didn’t think tag was all that bad, so what do I know?

Study news: Men like to be surrounded by a lot of women.  Women, not so much… they tend to feel intimidated by large groups of men.

Greenalysis: Once again, I applaud researchers for securing high paying jobs study things. Are you all hiring Once again, this is somewhat of a no-brainer study- its pretty obvious in Western all society that men enjoy being around a lot of women, whereas in Western Society, women are encouraged, shall we say, to be more docile and subservient to men ( I didn’t say it worked).

Political News: Politicians like porn. Ohio State Rep Matthew was giving a presentation to group of High School Civic students when a naked picture popped onto the screen. Apparently the memory stick that held his presentation also contained a library of porn. He says he got the stick (none) from an employee.

Greenalysis:  Idiot. Can someone please explain why celebrities and politicians have such difficulties keeping the porn proclivities and other assorted fetishes secret?  If regular folks can hide their porn stash, these fools should be able to as well!

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19 Responses to “News You May Have Missed”

  1. OnPoint Says:

    1st

  2. Phuque Says:

    >>Idiot. Can someone please explain why celebrities and politicians have such difficulties keeping the porn proclivities and other assorted fetishes secret?

    ^^

    Step 1: Control Panel

    Step 2: Folder Options

    Step 3: View Tab

    Step 4: “Do not show hidden files and folders”

    Class dismissed.

  3. ONE Says:

    Politicians like porn??????
    shouldnt the news be… “SOME politicians have a penis”

  4. green eyes Says:

    ^ not sure where you are going with this but ok..

  5. lo k Says:

    first no tag now no hugs?? f*ck!! I rarely got hugs in high school but anytime I could get one I was bout it bout it… maybe they had to get rid of tag because tag leads to hugs when you get older which will eventually lead to underage pregnancy… smh…

  6. Mac Brown Says:

    HUGS GREENIE!!!

    Goes to gym yoga class JUST to be surrounded by women

    goes back home to enjoy a nice wholesome big tit midget porno while eating a bowl of icecream.

    **SO THERE!! I broke all the rules

    U MAD!!!

  7. HHF Says:

    Soon it will be law for us to fuck through a hole in a blanket like that “Curb your enthusiasm” episode

  8. HHF Says:

    Greenalysis: I’m a believer in human touch.

    ^^^I got that touch you need babe. Just call me at 767 xxx xxxx

  9. Enon Says:

    Green eyes what do you look like? the streets wanna know

  10. The XFacta Says:

    @ Greennie,

    I’m glad you keep writing on your blog, a lot of the others have really fallen off the blog wagon…. Keep it up ma!

  11. LL(not the rappa) Says:

    The XFacta Says:
    October 4th, 2007 at 7:35 am

    @ Greennie,

    I’m glad you keep writing on your blog, a lot of the others have really fallen off the blog wagon…. Keep it up ma!

    ^^umm, what u trying to saay X! *rolls eyes* lol

  12. Big Homie Says:

    He says he got the stick (none) from an employee.

    ^ Yea from me…LMAO

  13. Big Homie Says:

    ^ Just re-read my comment forgot (no homo) I mean got the porn from me. Just thought I point that out before the ‘Ayoooo”s

    Greenie…you..are..it

    *smacks your butt*

  14. G7 Says:

    >>Touching News: Along with tag, we can also say good bye to hugging in many public schools. Principals are banning hugs because it causes congestions in hallways, makes students late for class and is a gateway to outer, more sordid types of hugging.

    ^lol!! America lost! can’t rock baggy jeans in certain places, can’t play tag, now no hugs…smh. Sounds like some android livin’. Soon you won’t be able to make eye contact with people cuz it causes eye straining and leads to other shit.

  15. Oh Brutha Says:

    Damn.. even computers are snitching now.. this is shameful..

  16. Babydoll Says:

    Greenalyses are on point! LOL!

  17. LL(not the rappa) Says:

    maan greenie..im surprised u didnt put this in your news section about the 22 yr. old dude in miami Elidor Kersaint, club promoter who has HIV and slept with a lot of women down there!….*yikes*

  18. benhameen Says:

    Green eyes what do you look like? the streets wanna know

    ^^^I got that touch you need babe. Just call me at 767 xxx xxxx

    ^
    two people who need to get out more…your e pimp hand is mighty suspicious…and finally greenie…

    somewhat new post at my spot of course….ummmm thanks for the love emerald eyes…the best that ever did it…..

  19. reythehussein Says:

    Infotainment!

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