Make It Rain

 

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There is a movement afoot, one that can only be traced back to the war on Hip Hop. It’s a subwar of sorts. A war on one of Hip Hop’s favorite pastimes. No, not gun collecting. Stripping. Strippers are under attack.  In Atlanta, the city government is practicing nothing short of ageism, decreeing that all clubs that serve alcohol cannot hire workers under 21. In St. Maarten, health officials are accusing a stripper of spreading tuberculosis to over 40 people.

 Two tiny issues: dirty strippers and teenagers, spoiling all the fun for everyone, tainting the good name of honest, hard-working strippers everywhere.

It’s hard out here for a stripper. First, there’s the illusion that they aren’t actual trained dancers. Perhaps there are no prima ballerinas at Strokers, or former Martha Graham corps members at Sue’s, but take a look at some of the routines. There is not denying the athletic prowess of some of these women. Its way more athletic and fun to watch than Figure skating or Swan Lake.

Then there’s the issue of gold diggers. Hey- the job market is tough.  So what if these young ladies are stripping to pay tuition? School is expensive! And so what again, if they strip after the graduate? Like I sadid0 the job market is tough. Besides, who the fuck wants to make $7 an hour at Macy’s when you could make $700 or so a night at Rolexxx?  I’m just saying: there is nothing wrong with being economically minded. These girls were math majors—they know.

Then there’s the thought its skanky. Unclean. Disease Ridden. Really though… whose job is really all that clean? Hospitals are full of germs. Libraries are skankfests. Strip clubs… you know, run the gamut. But the industry is working on it. They’ve hired cats that look Mr. Clean to not just bounce, but clean u afterwards. (See- economical again!)

So in conclusion- don’t let Hip Hop’s favorite pastime after gun collecting be derailed. Don’t let the man win this one. Go out tonight and make it rain on those Hos. (For real—the really good ones don’t come on until the weekend, the weeknight broads need encouragement and career support too).

 

(Pic obviously taken from Sandra Rose)

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43 Responses to “Make It Rain”

  1. Mac Brown Vagina Scientist.....Lets Experiment! Says:

    Ohhhhhh greenie…………. baby!!!

    WE NEED A PETITION

    YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THE SKRIPPAS!!!!

    Four essentials for Mac Brown:

    1. Food
    2. Water
    3. Vagina
    4. Skrippas

    Take away skrippas………… you have a sad 😦 Mac B

  2. Mac Brown Vagina Scientist.....Lets Experiment! Says:

    Two tiny issues: dirty strippers and teenagers, spoiling all the fun for everyone, tainting the good name of honest, hard-working strippers everywhere.

    ^^Synagogue

  3. Mac Brown Vagina Scientist.....Lets Experiment! Says:

    There is not denying the athletic prowess of some of these women. Its way more athletic and fun to watch than Figure skating or Swan Lake.

    ^^Mosque!!!!

  4. Mac Brown Vagina Scientist.....Lets Experiment! Says:

    For real—the really good ones don’t come on until the weekend, the weeknight broads need encouragement and career support too

    ^^^TEMPLE!!!!

  5. Mac Brown Vagina Scientist.....Lets Experiment! Says:

    Oh…….. and the picture makes ‘THE GENERAL” (you figure out what the general is) stand at attention.

  6. Mac Brown Vagina Scientist.....Lets Experiment! Says:

    //i23.tinypic.com/2ur2o1x.jpg

  7. thoreauly77 Says:

    kudos to mac brown.

    and kudos to you greenie. with the support of your post, i will now go out and spend my daughter’s cereal money by making it rain. good thing i made that boat (c) noah.

  8. The XFacta Says:

    Strippers are the back bone of the American economy

  9. Big Homie Says:

    Strippers make a lot of loot. I know a few and ones that have before and actually seen the money they make after a hard nights work. They are just on their grind like everybody else. Props to them.

    Love the pic Greenie. I wonder what the front view looks like because shorty standing in front of the stripper looks happy.

  10. green eyes Says:

    lmao @ you all. i didnt think this one would be a hard sell.

    Mac baby…obviously this post was dedicated to you.

  11. Big Homie Says:

    I love strippers

  12. killa jones Says:

    was wrong with hoes now day…smh

  13. woodro Says:

    lmao@dirty strippers spreading tb…i came thinking green was stripping…maybe next time…

  14. HHF Says:

    Back on the grind…sex sells. Speaking of grind, I might need a lap dance for lunch. Peace.

  15. FOEKIST Says:

    Strippers are needed. What else would married men have to do?

  16. green eyes Says:

    i came thinking green was stripping…maybe next time…

    ^ HA!

  17. newjerseydrive Says:

    great post

    * goes and grabs my dolla box (c) redman *

    * prepares to make it rain *

  18. green eyes Says:

    thank you all for visiting. you’ll make a stripper happy for all you have learned.

  19. Da partyStarter Says:

    Wow, I did not know stripping was so essential to the survival of my culture. Can I toss change?
    LOL

  20. the audience Says:

    Y’all know that’s a dude, right?

    In all seriousness (ha ha), they need to form a union so they can receive “BENDefits and HOtection”. These women need our help!

    We’re in the process now of opening a chain called “Chicken Strips” to promote the second oldest profession in the history of mankind.

    Don’t thank us- we’re just doing our part…..

  21. G7 Says:

    stripping will never die

  22. The XFacta Says:

    Yo Greenie is that you with the hat on??? Ole-Freky-Green-Eyed-Girl

  23. green eyes Says:

    ha. no.

  24. cOLD Says:

    green just had to add a comment

  25. landLORD Says:

    … she better pick up that money quick, cause that looks like Pacman Jones in that green T-Shirt … he’s gonna beat her ass (and the bouncer)for thinking she actually gets to keep the tips … (c) Adam “pacman” Jones …

  26. green eyes Says:

    thanks cold, i appreciate it.

  27. son of ether Says:

    former Martha Graham corps members at Sue’s

    ^^^What you know about Sue’s?….Good Law..they should also have a ban on over age strippers…

  28. Big Homie Says:

    That lady standing up in front of the stripper actually looks kinda good. I beat the stripper’s face though is horrific

    Nice crack though

  29. EnglandRepresent Says:

    Most of the time I say no to crack but on this occasion I find myself sayin YES.

  30. State of Grace Says:

    “Libraries are skankfests.”

    ^^Sure, but I don’t imagine 1000 dudes nutted on my Kurt Vonnegut book before I got to it.

  31. Michele Says:

    Hmmmm…I’m pretty sure I should keep my mouth shut on this post. However, I’ll say one thing. I have no problem with strippers…as long as my man isn’t contributing any of our money. We have bills to pay, children to support, food to eat, car payments, rent/mortage, etc. I can find a thousand other things more important than spending household money on strippers.

    If you’re a single man without any financial responsibilities, go for it.

  32. lo k Says:

    hmm… I think I’m the only guy in the world that doesn’t like strip clubs…. I’ve been once, and was at an event where they had strippers, and overall it disturbs me… I guess sometimes it’s funny, but overall there’s something about being among a group of doods and only a couple chicks that bothers me… maybe if the ratio was better it wouldn’t be so bad?

  33. Mac Brown Vagina Scientist.....Lets Experiment! Says:

    # lo k Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 4:24 pm

    hmm… I think I’m the only guy in the world that doesn’t like strip clubs…. I’ve been once, and was at an event where they had strippers, and overall it disturbs me… I guess sometimes it’s funny, but overall there’s something about being among a group of doods and only a couple chicks that bothers me… maybe if the ratio was better it wouldn’t be so bad?

    ^^I usually go see the ladies get naked…..with other ladies. Then later We get nekked…………..ya dig?!

  34. green eyes Says:

    ^ lmao.. hes a pimp

  35. Boosie Says:

    Even though I never been to your blog and never really cared and never clikked your blue name. I only saw it at nations list and said. I should chekk out this chikk who niggas drool over, who never showed a pic of herself.

    So I finally got to see a pic of you and I cant see your face but I give you a 9.5 cuz you got a nice crakk in da bakk of your azz.

    shits disgusting b. stop swackin.

  36. Boosie Says:

    damn its the same niggas commenting at nahright that post comments over here. yall blog hopping.

    shits disgusting b.

  37. cMac Says:

    damn that main pic is begging to get me fired

  38. ala Says:

    sex

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    my girlfriend have green eyes and that is the thing that i always love about her facial features–.

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