Archive for February, 2009

Friday Freaky tales

February 27, 2009

My dear ladies and gentlemen, today I’d like to talk about toys. Two weeks ago I gave you Tenga Eggs, and today I give you even more toys to double your pleasure. Lets face it, in this day and age where STDs are running rampant and most potential partners have ho-tendencies, its important we know how to take care of ourselves. Self love. Its hella important. Fortunately, we live in a day and age where technology is catching up (or advancing in many cases) both our sexual experiences, and our, well genital care. Unfortunately, this blog isn’t bout the next great sex toy. It’s in fact about the worst toys & devices out today. You know you’re curious so read on. (more…)

Friday Freaky Tales

February 12, 2009

Same freak, new spot. But I’m sayin’, its always fun to find new spots. Its been awhile so I know I should ply you with sweet talk, beg your forgiveness for leaving you so abruptly,  but lets skip the niceties and just get right down to it, like I showed up at your door buck nekkid under a trench coat with a bottle of Henny in one hand and handcuffs in the other. I know how you like it baby. (more…)