Archive for the ‘Bullshit & Debauchery’ Category

Friday Freaky tales

February 27, 2009

My dear ladies and gentlemen, today I’d like to talk about toys. Two weeks ago I gave you Tenga Eggs, and today I give you even more toys to double your pleasure. Lets face it, in this day and age where STDs are running rampant and most potential partners have ho-tendencies, its important we know how to take care of ourselves. Self love. Its hella important. Fortunately, we live in a day and age where technology is catching up (or advancing in many cases) both our sexual experiences, and our, well genital care. Unfortunately, this blog isn’t bout the next great sex toy. It’s in fact about the worst toys & devices out today. You know you’re curious so read on. (more…)

Friday Freaky Tales

February 12, 2009

Same freak, new spot. But I’m sayin’, its always fun to find new spots. Its been awhile so I know I should ply you with sweet talk, beg your forgiveness for leaving you so abruptly,  but lets skip the niceties and just get right down to it, like I showed up at your door buck nekkid under a trench coat with a bottle of Henny in one hand and handcuffs in the other. I know how you like it baby. (more…)

One time for the hos

November 15, 2007

 

Unless you have been living under a rock, boycott consumerism or are fortunate enough to reside in a country that doesn’t begin preparing to celebrate the capitalistic holiday season in September, you are well aware that Christmas is indeed coming.

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News You May Have Missed

October 26, 2007

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You know the drill. Weird shit in the world.

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Make It Rain

October 22, 2007

 

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There is a movement afoot, one that can only be traced back to the war on Hip Hop. It’s a subwar of sorts. A war on one of Hip Hop’s favorite pastimes. No, not gun collecting. Stripping. Strippers are under attack.  In Atlanta, the city government is practicing nothing short of ageism, decreeing that all clubs that serve alcohol cannot hire workers under 21. In St. Maarten, health officials are accusing a stripper of spreading tuberculosis to over 40 people.

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Everybody Get Freaky!

October 21, 2007

 

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I was listening to the radio this weekend and I noted there were an inordinate amount of pro-abstinence commercials. Not that I’m anti-abstinence per se, but I must admit that this trend of abstinence only sex education is rather disheartening because it seems to miss the target. Commercials ending “I wish I waited” miss the mark. Why? Because people ARENT waiting.

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News You May Have Missed

October 18, 2007

 

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Happy motherfucking Friday ladies and gentleman. It’s been a crazy week, one that felt as though it had an extra few days mixed in, but alas, it’s over. Before you go off and drink yourself into oblivion (I see you Big Homie) here are a few news stories to wet your whistle on.

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News You May Have Missed

October 11, 2007

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Kids killing kids, newfangled technology— its been quite a week.

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Rap for Dummies

October 9, 2007

 

Since A&R and Artist Development budgets have been cut like healthcare and every one and their uncle’s baby momma wants to be a rapper, we here at Southern Comfort have decided to put together a nifty Idiots Guide to a Successful Rap Career, detailing a few of the less obvious rules (misspell as often as possible using a “z” any chance you get, pick the most retarded ass stage name you can think of, make it an acronym for something outrageous if you can, etc.)

Follow at your own risk. And if you blow up, I expect mad residuals. Crazy mad.

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Sniff this

September 24, 2007

 

A note: Southern Comfort frowns on censorship, but the following post is definitely for the grown ups.

It is only fitting that SC’s resident Vagina Scientist brought this to my attention- a German developed perfume of sorts called Vulva. As you can tell, Germans are pros at subtlety.

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