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Some News…

December 11, 2007

Where has my slackin’ ass been…. the question of the day. I know, its been a long time & I promised last time I left not to do it again. It was for a good reason (not really)… a few of my blogging brethren and I are teaming up to launch http://www.alumnah.com – a network where we can all continue to spread our messages, but hopefully make a buck or two at the the same time.

You can catch me there a few times a week, and I’ll still be updating here as well (as much as I can) … but check us out at Alumnah, we got some great things cooking over there.

Oh.. and click the ads when you’re there. Our bank accounts will thank you.

One time for the hos

November 15, 2007

 

Unless you have been living under a rock, boycott consumerism or are fortunate enough to reside in a country that doesn’t begin preparing to celebrate the capitalistic holiday season in September, you are well aware that Christmas is indeed coming.

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Fuckin Up

October 31, 2007

 

The old adage states money can’t buy you happiness. Those of us on the lower end of the economic spectrum like to joke that we’d be willing to sacrifice ourselves in the name of science to test whether or not that theory is actually fact or jus a tool that the haves use to make the rest f us feel better as we struggle to make ends meet and pay bills while they take the elevator up to the private movie theater in their 4 story condo.

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News You May Have Missed

October 26, 2007

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You know the drill. Weird shit in the world.

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News You May Have Missed

October 18, 2007

 

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Happy motherfucking Friday ladies and gentleman. It’s been a crazy week, one that felt as though it had an extra few days mixed in, but alas, it’s over. Before you go off and drink yourself into oblivion (I see you Big Homie) here are a few news stories to wet your whistle on.

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Killer Kids = Hip Hop??

October 14, 2007

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When the kid in the picture above is a teenager who listens exclusively to Marilyn Manson, dresses like a vampire reject, hates people and shots up his school before ending his own sad, miserable, self involved life, please believe it’ll be 50 cents fault. Or maybe at that point, it’ll be Marquise’s fault.

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News You May Have Missed

October 11, 2007

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Kids killing kids, newfangled technology— its been quite a week.

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Faster. Stronger. Make It Better.

October 5, 2007

Its rumored that three-time Olympic gold medalist Marion Jones is going to admit she use performance enhancing drugs at several times throughout her career as one pf the US’ most celebrated female athletes. Pardon while I continue to not give a fuck.

 

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News You May Have Missed

October 3, 2007

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I know. You don’t even have to say it. I’ve been gone to long, the fridge is emty, the bar ran dry days ago…. I know. The Geek Squad is taking its precious time with my computer, and work has had me crazy busy, but here is some news to keep you busy, while I sort my techno woes out out.

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Sniff this

September 24, 2007

 

A note: Southern Comfort frowns on censorship, but the following post is definitely for the grown ups.

It is only fitting that SC’s resident Vagina Scientist brought this to my attention- a German developed perfume of sorts called Vulva. As you can tell, Germans are pros at subtlety.

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