Archive for the ‘Political Buffoonery’ Category

One time for the hos

November 15, 2007

 

Unless you have been living under a rock, boycott consumerism or are fortunate enough to reside in a country that doesn’t begin preparing to celebrate the capitalistic holiday season in September, you are well aware that Christmas is indeed coming.

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News You May Have Missed

October 18, 2007

 

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Happy motherfucking Friday ladies and gentleman. It’s been a crazy week, one that felt as though it had an extra few days mixed in, but alas, it’s over. Before you go off and drink yourself into oblivion (I see you Big Homie) here are a few news stories to wet your whistle on.

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Killer Kids = Hip Hop??

October 14, 2007

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When the kid in the picture above is a teenager who listens exclusively to Marilyn Manson, dresses like a vampire reject, hates people and shots up his school before ending his own sad, miserable, self involved life, please believe it’ll be 50 cents fault. Or maybe at that point, it’ll be Marquise’s fault.

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Faster. Stronger. Make It Better.

October 5, 2007

Its rumored that three-time Olympic gold medalist Marion Jones is going to admit she use performance enhancing drugs at several times throughout her career as one pf the US’ most celebrated female athletes. Pardon while I continue to not give a fuck.

 

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Click Clack

September 23, 2007

In an attempt to balance the facts that you are given both a give certificate and an assault rifle upon your birth in Miami-Dade County, the Miami-Dade police will soon begin following the leaf of departments on Danbury, CT, Merced, CA., Waterloo, IA, and Stillwater, OK, all which allowing their officers to start carrying AK47s. (more…)

News You May Have Missed: The Dumbass Edition

September 6, 2007

 

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I was planning on keeping the News You May Have Missed posts to once a week, however this week warranted a special edition devoted solely to a few incredibly stupid people. If you ever feel bad about yourself and your day- just read this and remember: you are better than these losers.

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Look Deeper

September 5, 2007

 

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Instead of just along Hip Hop and Rap to wallow in decreased market share and sales figures, the US Government has take it upon itself to kick it when its down. The government has decided that there is just far too much misogyny in Hip Hop and congressional hearings are required to address what should be done about it.

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My Pal Al

August 19, 2007

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Dear Al:

On behalf of me, I’d like to thank you Al, for all you have done. Truly.

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G.W. Done Fucked Up Now

August 15, 2007

 

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In absolutely terrifying US foreign policy/War on Terror/Axis of Evil news- there are rumors flying that the Bush administration is looking to officially designate Iran’s Revolutionary Guard Corp (you know, their military) as a terrorist organization. While, technically speaking, an argument can be made that all militaries, when invading and fighting and doing their usual day-to-day work engage in what those who are fighting on the other side might justifiably call terrorist activities, this designation is apparently specifically because the Revolutionary Guard trained/planned/supported al Qeada and other such known terrorist organizations.

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Tube-ocracy!

July 23, 2007

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During tonight’s Democratic debate, Youtube took center stage as carefully pre-screened plants average people from all over the US submitted questions for the contenders to answer. I’ll be honest-I didn’t remember what time the debate was on, and just happened across it while flipping channels after I got home from the gym, so admittedly, I mussed a good chunk of the debate. I’m sure it’ll be available on Youtube shortly, but until then- a recap of the last 15 minutes:

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