A note: Southern Comfort frowns on censorship, but the following post is definitely for the grown ups.
It is only fitting that SC’s resident Vagina Scientist brought this to my attention- a German developed perfume of sorts called Vulva. As you can tell, Germans are pros at subtlety.
I say of sorts because their website (which you should by no means peruse at work in the interest of keeping your job) specifically states that “Vulva Original is not a perfume. It is a beguiling vaginal scent which is a purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure.” It was only a matter of time, I suppose, seeing as Saturday Night Live has already given the world Dick in a Box. It’s only fair that there now exists Pussy in a Bottle.
You probably need a moment right now. Either to laugh, order a bottle or pray.
While the fact that there is a personal scent experience smelling like punanny on the market s odd enough… it gets even more disturbing to learn that the company is developing two additional vaginal scents “Eighteen” (Despite the just legal number, this just screams pedophile. Or R. Kelly) and “Exotic” (which could mean either Coconut & Jasmine or Asian Sex Slave).
I know folks, you need another moment.
As further advertisement, the site offers you a slightly soft core porn commercial (also known as the commercial Puff desperately wants to make) featuring some lesbionic love while the sole man in the clip seemingly prefers to sniff the back of his hand, scented with his bottle of Vulva rather than “Suge Knight” the models.
What can I say… I promised debauchery. Go on, take another moment.
September 24, 2007 at 11:27 pm |
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September 25, 2007 at 12:01 am |
ILL yo, hmm. . . . I wonder when the penis collection comes out.
September 25, 2007 at 12:05 am |
lmao @ moxie..dick in a box 2.0
September 25, 2007 at 12:13 am |
Lol@ Candy. Yea just spray it on the vibrator to get the full experience and ish, LOL. . .Smh
September 25, 2007 at 1:03 am |
I smell pussy…..
September 25, 2007 at 11:10 am |
I smell pussy…..
lol….good to see ya back emerald eyes…does it come in extra funky? or shaved and clean? okay ive said enough
September 25, 2007 at 11:23 am |
*ghostrides the plane to ethiopia*
September 25, 2007 at 12:39 pm |
I’m scared of German’s on so many levels I can barely speak.
September 25, 2007 at 12:44 pm |
You gotta respect when bs is presented so nice and classy
On another note, German chicks rock…for real, for real
September 25, 2007 at 2:41 pm |
don’t think i want my girl rockin’ Vulva. that can’t be a good look. i mean smell.
September 25, 2007 at 2:55 pm |
Will Vulva get rid of that fishy smell??
September 25, 2007 at 4:16 pm |
G7- i think Vulva is for you to rock actually.
i know.. im smh too
September 25, 2007 at 8:24 pm |
I bet if a dude rocks vulva he would pull more chicks…..ever notice how chicks are all on you after you got some vulva? They smell that ish, dont matter how clean you washed.
I think thats enough for one day…..
September 25, 2007 at 9:17 pm |
# Jamz Says:
September 25th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Will Vulva get rid of that fishy smell??
^^ no but a healthy diet and a good shower will
September 25, 2007 at 11:41 pm |
The song “What That Thang Smell Like?” has finally come to life!
September 26, 2007 at 4:24 am |
I bet if a dude rocks vulva he would pull more chicks…..ever notice how chicks are all on you after you got some vulva? They smell that ish, dont matter how clean you washed.
^
word up…getting nuff love from your site greenie…got some new posts at my spot…and you aint gotta ghostride the plane…we flying first class up in the sky……
September 26, 2007 at 9:40 am |
Jamz Says:
September 25th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Will Vulva get rid of that fishy smell??
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They’ve got the fishy smell in pre-production for their next line of perfume:
“VULGAR”
this scent combines the smell of fish, baby powder, congealed cooking grease, and a used washcloth
September 26, 2007 at 10:34 am |
I just didn’t have it in me to write a blog about this. But I def. told my peeps about it.
LMFAO @ Vulgar, this scent combines the smell of fish, baby powder, congealed cooking grease, and a used washcloth
September 26, 2007 at 12:46 pm |
LMAO…I got ta get me one a those (c) Will Smith
September 26, 2007 at 1:32 pm |
This was awesome.
September 26, 2007 at 2:32 pm |
Smells like Badussy….Yo greeny check yo GMAIL G..
If you really need Vulva…
KillDouche yourselfSeptember 26, 2007 at 3:46 pm |
Rumor has it that if scientists developed a vaginal spray that smelled like fried chicken, black men would eat more coochie? This hasn’t been proven yet though…
September 26, 2007 at 9:07 pm |
damn jamz…. i have no response
September 26, 2007 at 9:53 pm |
I dont know about this one, I stay eating the pussy and I like puckering up after just to get that smell from my upper lip. Its something I look forward too and it would be the same just spraying it on my upper lip….CIEN!
September 27, 2007 at 9:52 am |
Nice i’d copp.
September 27, 2007 at 10:10 am |
this was inspired by the song what that thing smell like.
September 28, 2007 at 2:54 pm |
Guess who is back Greenie. And you are still it. *Tags your butt*
September 28, 2007 at 3:39 pm |
I hope that they got sum good cleaned shaved PumPum juice..im definately not tryin to smell lil kim in a bottle
September 30, 2007 at 9:03 pm |
And to think, still no cure for aids.
September 30, 2007 at 10:19 pm |
Germans got too much time on their hands.
lmfao @ this post though and the thought of rocking up to the club with the smell of vulva on your neck…….the women gonna know you a classy dude when you stank like a cheap brothel.
What up Greenie?
October 1, 2007 at 8:30 am |
“a German developed perfume of sorts called Vulva. As you can tell, Germans are pros at subtlety.”
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The ironic part about this is that Germans are sterotypically known as being very malodorus
October 1, 2007 at 3:17 pm |
I’m not sure how I feel about this…
October 1, 2007 at 6:41 pm |
I’m not sure how I feel about this…
^
you know I never had that reaction to the smell of poonany…and when I did I quietly excused myself.
October 1, 2007 at 6:45 pm |
^^
but I’m sayin’ I thought the whole point was that you weren’t supposed to be able to smell a woman’s “essence” if you will…
October 1, 2007 at 10:24 pm |
The ironic part about this is that Germans are sterotypically known as being very malodorus
^^^malodorus? the fuck is that?…..ol Nas read a book as ninja
October 1, 2007 at 10:51 pm |
malodourous > malodorus
I got more smarts than Nas : FACT (nhjic)
October 2, 2007 at 12:35 am |
I got more smarts than Nas
^^^^
reading is only for dumb people
Dumouts Stand UP
October 2, 2007 at 8:56 am |
Didn’t Nas make Oohchee Wally??
SMH
Nas=MC Brains
Nas Lost!
October 2, 2007 at 2:52 pm |
FF babe…I’ve been sniffin this for a while now. When we gonna get some new scents…LOL!
October 2, 2007 at 10:51 pm |
reading is only for dumb people
Dumouts Stand UP
^^Two-Times is that you?
October 3, 2007 at 6:04 am |
like Jamz said, this post is getting that red lobster smell…we need fresh vulva!