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Friday Freaky tales

February 27, 2009

My dear ladies and gentlemen, today I’d like to talk about toys. Two weeks ago I gave you Tenga Eggs, and today I give you even more toys to double your pleasure. Lets face it, in this day and age where STDs are running rampant and most potential partners have ho-tendencies, its important we know how to take care of ourselves. Self love. Its hella important. Fortunately, we live in a day and age where technology is catching up (or advancing in many cases) both our sexual experiences, and our, well genital care. Unfortunately, this blog isn’t bout the next great sex toy. It’s in fact about the worst toys & devices out today. You know you’re curious so read on. (more…)


Southern Comfort Gift Giving Guide!

November 25, 2007


Its Holiday time! Are you ready to spend all your money? Are you one of the fools who waited in line to go shopping at 5:00am on Black Friday instead of using a day off for its true purpose (FYI that would be sleeping late and getting laid)? Are you eagerly waiting Oprah’s latest favorites things episodes so you can feel poor and unworthy because you can’t buy your mom the $8,990 cashmere Teflon baking mitts?

Have no fear- we here at Southern Comfort don’t believe in spending a lot of money on the people we love (our friendship is enough) so we’ve put together a handy gift guide for all the important people in your life. Not only will this make you’re shopping much easier- it’s cheaper, more fun and allow you to save time to A) sleep late, B) get laid & C) waste time on the internet.


News You May Have Missed

October 26, 2007


You know the drill. Weird shit in the world.


Make It Rain

October 22, 2007



There is a movement afoot, one that can only be traced back to the war on Hip Hop. It’s a subwar of sorts. A war on one of Hip Hop’s favorite pastimes. No, not gun collecting. Stripping. Strippers are under attack.  In Atlanta, the city government is practicing nothing short of ageism, decreeing that all clubs that serve alcohol cannot hire workers under 21. In St. Maarten, health officials are accusing a stripper of spreading tuberculosis to over 40 people.


Logged On

October 8, 2007

Guess who’s bizzack? No, not Cam’ron.


News You May Have Missed

October 3, 2007


I know. You don’t even have to say it. I’ve been gone to long, the fridge is emty, the bar ran dry days ago…. I know. The Geek Squad is taking its precious time with my computer, and work has had me crazy busy, but here is some news to keep you busy, while I sort my techno woes out out.



September 11, 2007



A few musing about power. Nothing concrete, just a few thoughts that you may or may not share.


News You May Have Missed

August 30, 2007



 It was a slow news week, but there were a few standouts:


Dear Mama

July 26, 2007


I’m not a Suge Knight fan. Never was. I think he has profited off the exploited work of rappers for years, so when it was reported that Afeni Shakur was taking his bitch ass to court to stop him from trying to auction off unreleased Tupac tracks amidst his considerable bankruptcy claims, it was cause for celebration.


Hip Hop Death Match 2.0

June 28, 2007


Its Friday and instead of hitting you beautiful people with something deep and thought provoking like why you really need to be paying attention to Rupert Murdoch’s takeover of the Wallstreet Journal (more of a Monday convo anyway), I’m doing like the music industry and re-releasing the Hip Hop Deathmatch post with a few updated mash ups.

Kick back, relax, the fridge is full and the bar is fully stocked (top shelf only in my house). TGIF fuckers.